Bush Song

[Intro] Hello Americans My name is George Bush, and I'm going to do a rap for ya'll Check it out [Verse 1] Bitch I'm from Texas We're homophobic and sexist And if these Mexicans keep coming in I'm 'a dismember 'em You don't see me in El Paso, selling their tacos Shit in my el baño, I'll cut off your asshole Goddamn it, don't even talk about the faggots If I ever seen one singing the national anthem I'ma strangle 'em Hell nah, they can't get married, but they can fight in the military Hopefully they'll end up buried in a cemetery I don't even consider 'em people Go ahead put 'em in the front lines Next to the Negroes But I'm not racist Colin Powell's like my brother, alright I admit it I hate him Where's Dick Cheney at? Probably off in Iraq Finding some oil to tap, tell 'em I got up on that And y'all still think it was Bin Laden When it was us and the Masons, plotting on oil profits [Hook x2] I'm evil But y'all didn't know though Now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo' Unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch Our country's at war, but I don't give a shit, I'm rich [Verse 2] My brother said some racist shit a couple of years back Then the blacks came out and started to protest and crap And I knew I'd have little hope, cause all of sudden The blacks got together and started to register to vote But thank God for computers and them helping Cause we got the last names of every single felon We programmed the computers to find the names that were the same Whoever came up couldn't vote on election day Way to go Jeb, really great strategy We got rid of the majority of black families And I'm not even talking about Dade County The expired military ballots are bogus, counted I'd like to thank my cousin and the help from my pappy My cousin owns Fox and it made me very happy He told the entire world that I won Before the votes were being done counted And even though Gore had more, what matters in the end Is the Supreme Court, and those are my dad's friends So thank you very much, and please remember If you don't vote, I'll see you back in November [Hook x2]