Mermaid Pornography

[Verse One] Land mines wheel chairs toilet snakes I'm rolling downhill on broken brakes Hit it like a squirrel when I fuck rapping Wear a Fallopian tube as a necklace fuck platinum And fuck having nice cars suck my dick I wanna blow up to get my bike fixed Ahhh they put a probe in my urethra The free clinic test hurts worse than the disease does My mouth is mechanical I'm a flesh eating serial killing stuffed animal Mac Let lactose Hit'em with a missile launcher cocked like Orgazmo Dark divine type of charcoal mind I like chicks that shave their pussy in a heart design Kansas Citys crazy I'll be walking up the street And get my arm chewed off by octopus with teeth I'm in my laboratory building a disease My wife has a tail and our children grow on trees Poke my brain until my fingers purple Pull the wrecking ball chain off a crane and swing it in a circle Put your tongue where the mic gets plugged I got antennas and a slimy body like a slug I'm not even old enough to get into the club So I'm with this rolling chick sniffing Vick's vapor rub [Hook] Mr. Mac Lethal whatcha want to do today Prolly pass out drunk in the street Mr. Blockhizzle whatcha want to do today [Verse Two] Fuck Krys we pop bottles of Windex My name is Mac Lethal king of the midwest And that's Blockhead you know about him Yeah ha he's, he's the champion Ahh, Mr. Blockhead supplies me the ammunition And I lick the beats pussy and give it an orgasm My pen is filled with Lava lamp liquid I'm sicker than those punk rock Gothic damn bitches Sitting up at Perkin's with black nail polish Like "You got a dollar, man?" With their fishnet stalkings Lips bless intoxicated cocky humans Grab an cup of ice and fill it up with body fluids It takes one Catholic school girl to please the whole crew She'll be riding home in the trunk when we through Psycho bitches, yeah they love to prick the cock Like putting Hellraisers skull in the fucking scissor lock I never even make it to the club I'm wasted by eight standing in the tub With pajamas on I pull the hairdryer off the cabinet And plug it into learn electrical safety by accident I salivate your moms stench On the dance floor playing hockey with a urinal mint [Hook] Get a mermaid naked get loose And fuck champagne we drinking vaginal juice At the mermaid party six thousand, ha ha yay [Hook] Hey yo, yo why do you always ask that You know I'm gonna beat the shit out of you if you as again I'm on the mic not him...