Know it All

[Hook] I know a girl that blows weed smoke in her newborn baby's face She swears that he loves the taste I know a guy that gets drunk til his ass can't stand Every time he calls I tell him I already got plans (god damn) I know a stripper that's intelligent and swell But her life's in developmental hell I know a, I know I got another record I can sell But I'll probably get indefinitely shelved (word?) [Verse One] I know a girl with an artist trapped deeply inside her She provides for herself, she don't need you to like her She dresses like a famous portrait She talks like an angel with the makeup of dangerous torment She don't wanna get married, she wanna get carried away And figure out how to display all the things she wants to say She would try to paint But she don't got the patience that it looks like it takes (oh no) Plus her thoughts are too colorful to fit inside a picture Her spirit is the genuine elixir Her personality is such a brilliant, fucking work of art She's a devil with a sensitive heart She don't like the boys that feel like they gotta be cool And she don't like the fake hoes in Cosmetology school But one day, she'll show the world That she's no ordinary, god damn woman [Hook] I know a girl that blows weed smoke in her newborn baby's face She swears that he loves the taste I know a guy that gets drunk til his ass can't stand Every time he calls I tell him I already got plans (Goddamn) I know a cook that's intelligent and swell But his life's in developmental hell I know a, I know I got another record I can sell But I'll probably get indefinitely shelved (word?) [Verse Two] I know a guy that's a bouncer at a bar He's got tattoos and scars, on his shoulders and arms I know a girl that's a cocktail waitress But she's quittin' soon She don't know how much longer she can take this I know a guy that always thinks he's right And he wonders why his friends are hardly ever in sight I know a girl that never thinks she's right And she'd probably marry you and everything tonight I know a guy that's afraid to get married to his woman He feels like a cushion, she barely tries to push him It's not that she's hopin' it moves faster She just feels ready to open a new chapter She wants to be a caretaker But he wants to be free So she doesn't wanna give that advice But she doesn't understand how it's a sick sacrifice To be loved so gently while you live half your life Like, kick back your wife wants to rub your back She's a humanitarian, she's not a door mat Your track record isn't perfect, kiddo Just stop bein' so judgmental (let her love you) She says she's gonna give some more time to him Before she admits she can see right through him And then she'll find a man that'll invest in a wife And let the other guy miss her for the rest of his life [Hook] I know a girl that blows weed smoke in her newborn baby's face She swears that he loves the taste I know a guy that gets drunk til his ass can't stand Every time he calls I tell him I already got plans (Goddamn) I know a drunk that's intelligent and swell But his life's in developmental hell I know a, I know I got another record I can sell But I'll probably get indefinitely shelved (word?) [Verse Three] I know a dude that's a male bitch I know a dude that says he's your friend But it always sounds like a sales pitch I met a girl that does not eat meat But she's got a good job so she bought me drinks (why thank ya) I know a guy that's a social coke head I know a girl that only sleeps in her own bed I know a world that is not enjoying itself I know a world that's destroying itself I know it all I know it all I know it all I know it all