Dazed and Confused in 120 Seconds

[Verse 1] Go The movie starts "Sweet Emotion"'s playing in the background Kids are smoking weed with slater Man he's such a class clown All the cars are full of beer, Bacardi and Liquor Because tonight there is a giant house party at Pickford's It's the last day of school Slater is trippin' Tony had a weird dream And tells mike he should listen In his dream he had a naked girl her boobies were decent But then the naked body's head belonged to Abraham Lincoln Whoah Don gives Randal Pink a pledge sheet for football that says He can't do drugs while Benny's making a paddle Jodi begs the guys not to hurt her brother Mitch Kramer But they still plan to damn they're such assholes They're breaking it down, for the football coach "You have to use substance? Randal pink you better be giving yourself an attitude adjustment." So they drive up to the middle school to make a big announcement Mitchy, Mitchy, Mitchy do not run don't think about it Mitch asks the teacher if they can escape through the back "50 going on a mission, 25 ain't coming back," School is over but they're getting chased like fuck it lets be out Carl's mom pulls out a gun, "But there's ruffians about," (Air raid you freshman bitches!) They're smoking weed in Pickford's room The beer man brought the kegs too soon The party's cancelled, ruining the plans that were in store Cause if you go to Pickford's house and knock his dad answers the door Mitch is at his game he's pitching' and he's terrified Oh holy shit he looks up in the bleachers and right there's the guys They catch him and then end him over beat him 'til his canny's pink Now he can hardly walk and so he gets a ride from Randy Pink They pick him up later like he's a foolish little kid "You got a joint?" "No i don't," "Well it'd be cooler if you did." Alright, alright, alright, theres Wooderson he's such a crazy fool They go to the emporium to meet some girls and play some pool You leave the dance, you can't come back But fuck it those kids didn't care They wanna walk around a bit but Herschfelder was "Gettin' there." Now they're getting chased and they get liked by O'Bannon Wee, Wee, Wee squeal like a pig oh my god they can't stand him Now they're breaking mailboxes with cans that's meant for trash Get a gun pulled on em "fuck this old man, Pickford hit the gas!" They get revenge on O'Bannon, with Hardy laughter dude scours Wodderson plotted a beerbst, awesome party at the moon tower! President George Washington was not a homosapien Ain't you ever hear the song: "The Presidents are Aliens?" Mitch and Julie hit it off, theyre prolly gonna get it on The beer is flowin nicely then abruptly everything went wrong Smells like someone’s smokin reefer! i’m the one thats smokin reefer Push him, sucker punch him, oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper Dominant alpha male mothafucker you fuckin disgust me i hate your guts He’s kickin his ass hes punchin and kickin and killin him til they break it up God damn it, he’s lucky that he’s still alive Stupid mothafucka had to ruin shit and kill the vibe The party’s over, keg is tapped, it’s get up in the car time Lets go smoke a joint right on the 50 fuckin yard line! Break down! giggling! party in the hot night! Mustve been too loud or something theres a fuckin cop light Cops are talkin shit like they can smell beer and smell smoke Randy Floyd is gettin high well wait til i go tell coach! Coach comes, mad as hell, Randy Pink, let’s speak Ditch your loser friends right now and sign your freakin pledge sheet Sorry coach I got a speech for you it goes like this Ya see I might play football in the fall but nope i won't sign this, peace! Mitch and Julie making out until the sun rise Mama grabs him by the ear you’re off the hook this one time Mitchell are you drunk right now? heck no mom Happy end Mitch Kramer goes to sleep with headphones on Dazed and Confused