The Girl With The Holiday Smile

I met a hooker at the grocery store She wasn't bad lookin', she was a pretty little whore Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday smile She told me: "Merry Christmas and peace to you" She said "I've been workin' this whole night through." She said "Whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile" She told me "Whoa my whoa me, I look so good beneath a Christmas tree" She said "Whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile" She told me "Christmas brings out the best in me" She said "My heart's so full of love and generosity" "Whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile" And "Well the police here and the police there "They ruin my Christmas spirit everywhere I go." "Whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile" She told me "Whoa my whoa me, I look so good beneath a Christmas tree" She said "Whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile" Well she told me "goodbye" as she walked away She said "Son, if you're good maybe on Christmas day" Whoa-o-whoa I said "Whoa my whoa me, she looks so good beneath my Christmas tree" Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday I met a hooker at the grocery store She wasn't bad lookin', she was a pretty little whore Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday Well lord lord, she's the girl with the holiday Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday Silent night shining so bright She ain't holy but she can hold me tight Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday