The Weekend

[Intro: Luke Christopher] Yeah. No bullshit Uh, my nigga asked me how my weekend was. Uh [Hook] I said Friday night was crazy Jimmy had a tranny, thought she was a lady Sean's on the roof of the LBC Fell asleep in the missionary with Leslie, no bullshit Saturday night was mad Niggas hit the stage, 5K in the bag Niggas made it rain while I made the mic slap And then we fit 15 groupies in the cab, no bullshit [Verse 1] I picked my nigga up on the way He had the booze, I had girlies to play Plus we saw a few more at the store We on the way to a show We got room for some more So they hopped in, headed to the city Man, these girls had ass and they face model pretty A cop pulled us over on the highway So we hid the booze and we all started smiling And when we got there it was packed Had a couple bottles in the table in the back But I ain't drinking yet, I'm in the zone That's when the DJ said "Luke Christopher is on" so [Hook] [Verse 2] And then I let the fans backstage I signed a shoe, four pairs of boobs, and her face But the after party's at a different place So we back in the car, music blasting the face And we headed to a house in The Hills Naked girls in the pool and the whole house filled When we walked in people start screaming Yelling out "Tomorrow Gang! Nigga, stay scheming!". Believe it Took a couple shots, now I'm gone (Oh, shit!) Got a couple models in my arms (No shit!) Headed upstairs, it's all unclear And that's when I got the call on my phone (Oh, shit!) [Hook] [Verse 3:] "Luke, it's your nigga, CJ, I'm in jail, bro I got got by the cops down on Melrose I need your help, bro Is there any way that you could make it here and you get could me for the bail, bro?" Damn, yeah, that's nothing Except I really can't drive and these girls got me cuffed in Let me get up out of here, I'm a take a taxi And that's when I heard my nigga, Stefan, laughing I walked outside, saw my nigga, Rob He was hanging from the ceiling, pants down, about to cry Finally got him down, headed into town When I got to the station he wasn't to be found So we hit the streets and we looked around And at 10 A.M. we done shut it down Finally got home when we heard the sound And opened the door, the nigga passed out on the ground And said [Hook] [Outro] Uh, yeah, ah, no bullshit Uh, yeah, ah, no bullshit