Pimpin' All Over the World

[Hook: Bobby Valentino] (Oh yeah) The fancy cars The women and the caviar You know who we are Cause we're pimpin' all over the world The fancy cars The women and the caviar You know who we are Cause we're pimpin' all over the world [Intro: Ludacris] Sing it, hoes (The world, the world, The world) All over the world, baby It's only right that I share my experiences with y'all Cause I've been places you'll never imagine But I'mma start it at home When I see a girl I like I walk straight up to them and I'm like (ugh) [Verse 1: Ludacris] Hey girl how you doin'? You are the woman that I'm really pursuin' And I would like to get to know ya, can you gimme ya name? If you jot down ya number you'll get mine in exchange (heyy) See I'm the man of this town And I hope you wouldn't mind if I showed you around So when you go to certain places you'll be thinkin of me We got, people to meet and many places to see (heyy) Mm, I'm really diggin' ya lips But be careful where you walkin' when you swingin' them hips Cause I'm kinda concerned that you'll be causin' a crash With your traffc jam booty heads pausin' so fast (heyy) I would'nt trade you for the world I swear it I like ya hair and every style that you wear it And how the colors cordinate with your clothes From your manicured nails to your pedicured toes [Hook] [Verse 2: Ludacris] Yeah, you hear the song so dance Don't always think I'm tryna get in your pants Cause see me my pimpin's in 3D I'm takin' you places you only see on TV Tryna show ya how you livin' is trife How many guys you know can bring the travel channel to life One day we on the Autobahn, swervin drivin Next day we in the sun on the Virgin Islands If you with me ain't no time to sleep Especially at Wet Willies on Miami Beach But I drive you off and pay you no attention If make it to Atlantas Brina Brothers convention Then jump in the car and just ride for hours Makin' sure I don't miss the homecoming at Howard Hawaii to D.C. it's plenty women to see So if yo ass don't show up it's more women for me (heyy) [Hook] [Verse 3: Ludacris] I'm in New York at the Puerto Rican Day Parade Then at night I'm in New Orleans drinkin' hand grenades Outnumbered by the dozens at the jazz fest In Mardi Gras all the women tryna show me they chest (heyy) I'm in Jamaica spendin massive bucks While the ladies all beggin' me to mashatuck I had, sad beginnings when I rapped with no fans Now it's all happy endings on my lap in Japan (heyy) I used to think that it was way too cold 'Til I went to Canada and saw some beautiful hoes Now I hit the Caribana every year in Toronto Then fly to Illinois to get a taste of Chicago (ugh) Oh yet and still You wouldn't believe your eyes if you went to Brazil (But where the best at?) Ain't no need of even askin' brah The best women all reside in Africa, and that's real [Hook] [Ludacris] Sing it, hoes (The world, the world, the world) [Outro: Katt Williams] Pimpin' pimpin' pimpin' Ladies and gentlemen as we ride out Could we have all the real pimps Please put both of your pinky fingers high in the air? Now ladies look around with me Let's see if we can weed some of these niggas out Cause it's no way that all these niggas could be pimpin' Now if you happen to see a nigga With two sweat patches up under his arms Look like he been swimmin' in shoulder height water Please tell that nigga "put your hands down" If you smell like you been at work all day and your car Please "put your hands down" Now look up at the pinky fingers that are still in the air If you see him ashy around the knuckles Like the nigga wash half of his hands And lotion three quarters of his body Please say "put your hands down" If your spinnin' rims spin counter clockwise, you are not pimpin' If you are dancin' on the dancefloor And you look to your left and your right And you do not see a woman in sight Guess what? You guessed it - you are not pimpin If your Vodka and Cranberry is really really dark like blood That's because you didn't order Vodka buddy That's why it's three dollars a glass "Put your hands down" Now look down, look down I need everybody to pull up your pants leg one time Okay, you see the nigga with the white socks NOT PIMPIN! Sorry unless you part of the "Beat It" entorauge If your shoes have a buckle on...