One More Drink

[Ludacris] It was Friday night and I was feelin aight (yup) Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights Mixin Henny with the Sprite while I'm drinkin and drivin No police lights (lights) no police sirens I'm headed to the club, lookin for a freak (freak) To spread a little love and spread a couple cheeks (cheeks) Pull up to the spot 26's like BAM! Eyes on me like, "Bitch do you SEE 'EM?" Strolled through the front do' headed to the VIP (VIP) Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips (sips) Scopin out the room, and what do I SEE? A nice round butt, and a pair of double D's! So I crept up like, "Shorty what's happenin You killin that dress and I love it with a passion" Then she turned around and her face was aight She had a gap tooth and a mean overbite, but I was like hmmmm [Hook: T-Pain] Yeah yeah; if I take one more drink, I'm gon' end up fuckin you Is that what you wanna do, shorty? If I take one more drink, I'm gon' end up fuckin you You too, ooh ooh ooooh [Ludacris] Woke up the next mornin and all I can remember Was takin shots and tippin the bartender Surrendered to the woman end up bringin me home Cause she started lookin better every shot of Patron, yup! I jumped up with a devilish grin Cause tonight, damn right I might do it again So I called up the homies (whattup) let's ride We can hit the sports bar over on the Southside (aight) Get a couple of Coronas, couple of limes (yup) Went up to the bar and saw a couple of dimes So I, slowly walked up and said hi My name's Ludacris and I'm a hell of a guy One said "I know who you are, I'm your number one fan And right now it's too bad I got a man" And I said I understand (I understand) But where the hell is he at cause in a minute if he don't show up then mannnnn [Hook] [Ludacris] Uh-huh huh, ay Pain holla at 'em right quick man [T-Pain] + (Ludacris) Yeah, you gon' get in trouble with yo' man girl (Don't get in trouble girl) Talkin 'bout how you're my biggest fan girl (I know it, I know it!) Now I don't wanna do (please) what you're gon' make me do (Don't make me do it, don't make me do it!) But I, if I have more drink [Ludacris] One mo' drink I'mma get ya home then I'll split ya Grab the camera phone and take a bunch of drunk pictures Cause Hennessy mixed with a whole bunch of buddah Equals you mixed with a whole bunch of Luda And you know how far one drink could go Start slurrin my speech slowin up the flow Hikin up ya skirt, climbin up ya shirt It's Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt So guess what baby girl! [Hook] [Ludacris - over Hook] Just one mo', that's all it's gon' take Who else, T-Pain? [Outro: Ludacris] Ha ha ha, you hear what I'm sayin? People too picky these days, damnit Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminatin This has been a Luda Service Announcement Deuces, ha ha ha ha