Last Night

Last Night I told you I loved ya Woke up blamed it on the Vodka I genuinely though I was dying And I could see that smile you were hiding Last night I told you I need you That was the last time I drank Tequila Super lemon and a sidekick sulking I start crying and verbally assulting Last Night I asked you to marry me That's when I remembered the Brandy I wake up and claim I didn't say it Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas Wish I could stop, and I'm not joking I love drinking too much, and socially smoking Wish I could stop, start to behave And wake up in the morning and never miss a day again Last night police had to frisk me In the cells, thanks to bells fine whiskey Whoops, I think I said to much Like do you like my bracelets? oh wait there handcuffs So last night I said I want your babies Forgot that ice is much nicer than baileys Yuhhh, I drink that much That I forget every embarrassing I say next You said I got on one knee, and theres no way Unless i'd been drinking oh wait rose Sailor jerry thinks I drunk a ship full Please, please someone provide me a dis' bro Last Night I called you a loser I think that was after Flaming Zambuka I shouted at you "Do me a favour!" And that's when, I fell off the pavement Wish I could stop, and I'm not joking I love drinking too much, and socially smoking Wish I coud stop, start to behave And wake up in the morning and never miss a day again I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth Wake up in the morning and be in my own house Do one last shot and know when to stop No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot Know when to leave and when to lock my front door Stop waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people Sitting in the cupboard with my weird Best Friend But I'm only young so I'm not gonna to pretend! I wish I Could stop, and I'm not joking I love drinking too much, and socially smoking Don't wanna stop, or learn to behave Amen! And hey, I'll just miss another day again!