A/S/L?

I fell in love online with a singer I've been checking her page on Myspace every day without fail, messaging her But there's one minor detail that I forget to tell, I've never met the girl I feel lame, speaking to her every day on Facebook ain't the same OMGZ, LOL, :), XX - How has my love life come to this? I used to think of myself as a bit of a 'Jack the Lad' But now I'm tapping chicks by Email and it's fucking sad She makes me ROFL when I chat to her on MSN And I'm sad when she gets picture comments from other men When I see that little box pop up on Facebook chat, I change my status to a heart She probably thinks I'm a twat They scream and they shout when the lights go out (Give a round of applause) My jaw hit the floor when she played that encore, we've seen her play before I listen to her music, iTunes'd it I feel stupid, I've been shot through the E-heart by internet cupid I feel shitter when her Twitter status tweets @some dude And when she posts a blog I give her kudos based on her mood