The Withdrawal Method

[Intro] She loves me, she loves me not And I don't want to spend my life struggling in that ugly spot Being that guy who gets hugged a lot When she just forgot the whole idea of giving us a shot Or is it my fault we're splitting again? With all this high talk of living as friends Like it isn't pretend We're just against the true physics of man I can't get with her again If someone else has then this is the end [Verse 1] We must be stuck on stupid Or drunk on the love song music Waiting on an unarmed cupid Like these fairy tales are love long tunes Could get us one more usage Out of something that was done for useless But the truth is we both know it's over And we been through this enough to get our own show on Oprah We been from closer than two old folks on sofas To the distance between big limousine moguls and chauffeurs Now I'm supposed to try to date other chicks And you won't say nothing if we're crushing or they touch my stick? I don't believe it Even though I know you mean it That if you see me with another sweety you won't be heated You probably think I'm so conceited Assuming you freak if no one's cheated But I guess that's only human to me Who wouldn't be a little jealous when it's natural? I couldn't stop you from chilling with the fellas But I hope I never catch you [Hook] Even after what we been through You're always on my mind And I don't care Cause love is hard to find Even after what we been through You're always on my mind Cause I don't care We're giving it one more try [Verse 2] This is our fifth second chance at our nesting plans I guess we can't get a glance at the day of our wedding dance It's like a soap opera with less romance and ugly bloom Or honeymooning in Paris, Texas instead of France But let a man connect with friends for boy time Like that helps you remember when you knew how to enjoy mine I couldn't be more wrong if I wrote three more songs about it Now I can't believe you're gone But you'll come back to me Cause love is refractory Resistant though insignificant others our mad at me And others would have to be As dumb as an amputee To choose being chewed like the gum under the classroom seats Why do we lie to one another so actively? Your mother and dad could see we struggle unhappily And that could be why I need a fast retreat Running this rapidly as if your big brother was after me [Hook] Even after what we been through You're always on my mind And I don't care Cause love is hard to find Even after what we been through You're always on my mind Cause I don't care We're giving it one more try [Verse 3] Why is it every time we're on the outs You want me to sleep on the couch And now you telling me to leave my own house? Give me a break Miss, what are you shitting me? You wanted a kid with me? I don't think that I'll be needing a spouse You can take my keys and I'll bounce Cancel both our Visa accounts Divide the savings into equal amounts And you can stop all of your sneaking around Like I don't see you in town with my replacement cause you keep looking down All this deceit puts a frown on your face Cause you just keep finding my curls laying around since I moved out of our place So how do you face it? When you're surrounded by traces And reminders of the times we talked about an engagement My advice to you is take our pictures down from the frame And change your number if you like this dude Because if one thing in life is true It's that love is such a high It's no wonder why the price is too I gotta rant, girl [Hook] Even after what we been through You're always on my mind And I don't care Cause love is hard to find Even after what we been through You're always on my mind Cause I don't care We're giving it one more try [Outro] I thought I had romance, no chance til I met you You're the best thing that's happened, the light of my life Now that's romance for ya