All Your Kayfabe Friends

Word is you slept in a weird position And your back and your shoulders are aching I say my stomach is chewing its way out from the inside Cause I've gone three days now without eating I died on a cross- Trainer, getting in shape for you I fell at the first Hurdle, you tell me I always do You asked if I'd be anyone from history Fact or fiction, dead or alive: I said, "I'd be Tony Cascarino, circa 1995" [Chorus] We're feeling so much more content Knowing where our allegiances lie Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I The time we spent around each other's waist The time spent expressing my distaste With my eyes on a lightbulb I choose to keep your birthday present for myself Blow candles, your ill health I'm being paid 35 pounds an hour As a specialist foot fetish model Flatter my arches, I pirouette for them I pick the angles, hide my ingrown toenail You think you're the needle That drains the blood donation You're just a repetition On an old, worn out pin cushion [Chorus] We're feeling so much more content Knowing where our allegiances lie Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I As the bus pulls away, I stare at the last field Before we hit the city, that emotional minefield I seduced your ex-boyfriend, to help you get over him You found him more attractive It helped you get over me [Chorus] We're feeling so much more content Knowing where our allegiances lie Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I In the shower, I chew the soap bar From the plastic, the morning after I love the look of empathy in your eyes I love the look of lust between your thighs