Keepers of the Funk

[Intro] Everybody funky but they don't know how Let the Lords of the Underground show you how Everybody funk and they don't know how Let the Lords of the Underground show you how [Verse 1: DoItAll] Well I was born in the year of the black ??? shoe When my mom did the Whomp in the bellbottom Zooks Now I'm picking at my 'fro, so you better beware Cause I'm coming with that funk like I just don't care Well I'm whoops-a-daisy, my parents had a funk baby Now I am an addict, and that's just got me crazy Sending ??? And nothing but the rhymes trying to ??? ??? Now everybody want to be a funk-ateer But don't know how ??? funk rip the ??? So check it, now I got it locked on the record And if you go and get it, I bet you won't regret it So peep it, just like the joint ??? did A rebel for that funk, and that's how I keep it [Chorus] I'll be the keeper of the funk, they know just who I am (X4) Cause I'm coming with that funk like I just don't care (Repeat X2) [Verse 2: Mr. Funke] All hail ??? I can't wait to get on stage, grab the mic, and show my ass And if the girl is on my tip, then check her ??? I mean come on now, half of ya'll don't really know what drama is (yea) You know you ain't half the man your mama is [Chorus] [Verse 3: DoItAll] Now when the mothership landed, even though not on a planet I still felt that vibe, that's why I feel like slammin' So here, take a little bit, mix the funk with scripture Hip-hop with that funk, now here by the picture With my frame