That's How Smooth I Am

Intro/Chorus: repeat 4X "Chilllllllll" --] LL Cool J "cause I'm so smooth" --] Rakim "I make the girls strip naked and just give it here" --] Finesse [Lord Finesse] I'm a player for the 90's, I can show and prove it When it comes to girls, I'm on some crazy old smooth shit I step in a party, kick it to the best hoes Then slide off and people say, "Where'd that Finesse go?" See -- I like the girls with the fresh mouth Cause they're straight from the party and off to Finesse house I got this far, so I know I'm gonna hit it soon When you come to my house, leave your panties in the living room Go with the flow, it don't help to fight You wanna front? You'll be by yourself tonight Cause I'ma get mine, then it's time to get showered dear Throw on your clothes, fix your weave -- you're outta here! I tell the truth, there's no reason why I should bluff I get the ladies, and all that other good stuff Girls I game any, sex I get plenty I assume it's all free cause I never spent a penny I get the ladies and plus I keep papes When it comes to trickin money off females, I'm a cheapskate So all you girls who are fans.. .. I'm the fun type man, I'll settle for a one-night stand Don't be alarmed, your best bet is to stay calm I'm smoother than that shit that you purchase from Avon Girls don't play me, they strictly obey me Ask who the smoothest, bet you they'll say me I'll take one to a dozen, sister niece or cousin Yeah, Finesse you the man -- you thought I wasn't?? Chorus 1/2 [Lord Finesse] When I roll I slide right, hoes and freaks I sideswipe To make it short, keep your girl out my eyesight I'm far from sly, slow, or petrol I'm snatchin up girls like a klepto' So when girls leave they guys I like to watch the men flip If you lost your girl, she wasn't yours to begin with! Brothers got game, but Finesse is twice as nice They need cars, all I need is a mic device Girls I juice, love and seduce Knock the boots, then cut em all loose I make em all say, "Owwwww!" Lie them in a pile And date em all like they goin out of style It's the L-O-R-D, F-I-N-E-double-S-E It's not my fault, that a lot of girls sweat me Cause even in high school, I was just too smooth you see Had girls cuttin class and droppin out of school for me I'm true and so sincere, I'll take you and your friend there For the 90's and beyond, Finesse is in there If your moms is in our business, put the lady down! Cause it's enough Finesse to go around I don't lie, front or perp the role Is your child over 18? Then put her on birth control She'll be in trouble once I get started I'm layin girls out like carpet Smooth since day one, so all the girls stay strung I'm the kid, your parents told your ass to stay away from Have no fear, it's the player of the year I make the girls strip naked and just give it here Chorus [Lord Finesse] It's Lord Finesse, the mack, the jiggalo Still and all, I'm a smooth ass nigga doe Come sign up, for the Lord Finesse program Champagne, dim lights, jacuzzi and some slow jams Stuff like this, I figured is a fun thing So that don't mean that I'm only after one thing Even doe, I work extremely fast I just like havin fun, without spendin cash I use skills and strategy, none is as bad as me I get the ladies - so niggas stay mad at me Straight up business, do girls with the quickness And leave em smilin like a kid on Christmas Invite me over, let's try out your bedset Forget hickies, I leave girls with a red neck Girls break they neck to run and get ahold of me So brothers with money ain't got nuthin over me Girls come to my house in a trench and see-through They love Heavy D, but shit, they love me too So forget the nerds and illiterate jocks I'm smokin girls like they come in a cigarette box I make em wait on a list like I was welfare Ask them am I worth it? Bet you they say, "Hell yeah!" Pimpin is like basketball, I get much run Go for the shot, score and PLUS one Brothers be sweatin me, so I'm at the foul line Cause the females that were theirs, you could say are now mine I gain females and mess they minds up That's why I'm number one, on the startin lineup Kinda funky, plus it makes sense Brothers don't like me, but they all play the bench And watch Finesse as I run down the set-up Step to a female, and gas her whole head up! Chorus [Lord Finesse] Word em up, Lord Finesse on the smooth tip Peace to my man Showbiz, Andre the Giant My man Info, my man Diamond D My man Jazzy J, my DJ Mike Smooth in the house