Don't Let's Talk About Lisa

Don't let's talk about Lisa Don't let's even start Let's leave Lisa out of this one Lisa broke my heart Gwendolyn was splendid, but her tendency to spending Spun a little out of control Two nights on the town and My poor bank account was crawling around on the floor And pretty young Alicia, she could take a piece of your heart And lead you to the light Lucy, Melinda, Loretta and Lucinda We could go on all night but Don't let's talk about Lisa Don't let's even start Let's leave Lisa out of this one Lisa broke my heart Priscilla was a killer, meaner than Godzilla But oh what a pretty girl and Dawn in the dawn with her pom-poms on She could twirl like a tilt-a-whirl There's wonderful women all over the world I've said it again and again But she whose name must not be spoken Has it all over all of them so Don't let's talk about Lisa Don't let's even start Let's leave Lisa out of this one Lisa broke my heart You can talk about the weather Cotton or leather And do you think the Beatles Shoulda really gotten back together Talk about the truth Mantle or Ruth Fabio, DiMaggio or John Wilkes Boothe Don't let's talk about Lisa Don't let's even start no, no Don't let's talk about Lisa please sir Lisa broke my heart Oh Lisa she's off limits man Lisa broke my heart You can talk about Hanson, Marilyn Manson And do you think they'll ever have a show down in Branson Talk about desire, Sosa or McGwire And is we in the fryin' pan or is we in the fire Talk about what's real and what you really feel And how's about those mini skirts on Ally McBeal Talk about the X-Files, Macaroons and mistrails And did you ever snag your jacket pocket on a turnstyle