Saturday (Skit)

(Knocking) [Pops] Turn that record off! Turn it down! You're too loud! Turn it down! [Logic *Rapping*] Reppin' G-Burg/ Take time/ Rape rhyme/ When I rape rhyme (Pops barges in) [Pops] What the hell going on in here with all this noise? [Logic] Da- Dad what are are you doing, man? Why you just run in my room like that, man? [Pops] Turn the record down! This ain't no- I love Johnny Mathis and Nat King Cole! [Logic] Dad... [Pops] Who the hell are these people here rappin'? 2 Chainz, and Change, and two, three chains [Logic] Aw, man... c'mon... [Pops] What the hell is going with this music today? [Logic] (Chuckles) Dad, it's called hip-hop, man. It's my dream [Pops] Boy, you better wake up! [Logic] See, I kn- I knew you wouldn't understand. You never understand [Pops] Why ain't you in school? [Logic] Dad, it's Saturday [Pops] Oh yeah, okay. Today is Saturday [Logic] Yeah. Yeah, it's Saturday [Pops] Alright then... Get a job !! [Logic] Get a job ? [Pops] Damn... Eat up everything in the damn refrigerator [Logic] N-N-No. Dad, this is gonna be my job, man! [Pops] Oh, boy! You just as stubborn just like your momma! Ooh! That fine momma of yours! [Logic] Dad, stop [Pops] That's the prettiest white woman I've ever seen, and I ain't seen one pretty since like that! [Logic] Dad... Dad, no... Dad... Dad, stop! [Pops] Bitch, I was a Nubian explorer. Let me tell you, your momma- Ooh! That was the finest white woman I've ever seen in my life! [Logic] Oh my god... Dad! Dad... why you always...? [Pops] Her hair blowin' in the wind! Whew! Every time I think about it I say, "Whew!" [Logic] Dad- Dad, just stop! Alright? I don- Don't- I d-d- I don't wanna hear that! C'mon, man! [Pops] I know you don't wanna hear about it, cause... I get so excited about her! [Logic] Oh my god... [Pops] Those pretty blue eyes! Her hair flowin'! [Logic] You do this every day [Pops] She can cook. She can cook! Oh my goodness, she can fry some chicken! Whew! [Logic] You do thi- really? Okay... There's no stoppin' you [Pops] Where does she learn that? Those fine big ol' juicy titties! [Logic] What?! Ew- Da- Eww! Dad! [Pops] Booty! Booty! Big Bertha booty! [Logic] No! Ew! Oh, god! [Pops] Mm-Mm-Mm! Them titties all in my [?]! [Logic] Dad! No! C'mon! Oh my... [Pops] Big bang! Big bang! Big bang! [Logic] Dad..Dad! Stop man! Fo' real! If you don't stop I'mma call Child Services, alright? [Pops] You gon- You gonna call Child Services [Logic] Yeah, yeah, hum, Child Services... Yeah, you ain't gon' be laughing in jail [Pops] Go ahead! [Logic] Tsst. Oh man... [Pops] I need the silence [Logic] Oh, you think it's funny now. Look, Dad, I jus- I just wanna make music, man. I don't understand what the big problem is, why can't I- [Pops] I'mma let you. I'mma let you do your thing. Do your thing! I used to sing like The Tentation [Logic] The Temptations, yeah [Pops *Singing*] I got sunshiiiiine [Logic] Oh my god... Dad... [Pops] From when you hear me sing, boy! [Logic] Oh, okay, look that was back in your day, Dad, and today is my day, and ju- I just wanna make this music, Man. C'mon! Lemme, lemme- [Pops] Alright. Look, son... [Logic] Yeah, yeah? [Pops] If you're gonna do this... [Logic] Uh-huh... [Pops] Not run the streets, causing trouble... [Logic] Alright... [Pops] And make the music [Logic] Alright... [Pops] I'll support you [Logic] Aight, damn... [Pops] Right? [Logic] Yeah- Yeah [Pops] What's your momma's phone number? [Logic] What? He- Hey... [Pops] [?] for me and that pretty white woman [Logic] Dad, stop! [Pops] Whew... whew!