Soap Star Joe

[Chorus] He's just a hero in a long line of heroes Looking for something attractive to save They say he rode in on the back of a pick-up And he won't leave town till you remember his name [Verse 1] He's just a hero in a long line of heroes Looking for some lonely billboard to grace They say he sprung from the skull of Athena Think about your own head and the headache he gave [Verse 2] He's just a hero in a long line of heroes Looking for action at a price he can pay They say he's famous, but no one can prove it Make him an offer just to see what he'll say [Bridge] Check out the dashboard lights Glowing all green and white He feels safe in the dark He wears his bluejeans tight [Chorus] [Outro] Check out the thinning hair Check out the aftershave Check out America You're looking at it, babe