Fat Chance

[Verse 1] Him never let the little prick inside his chest go too insane and still knew how to face the truth Him wandered up and down and all along, the way, away a long time, and the weather was the proof And when he felt the distance, and began to realize, talking in plain speak he could find Enunciate and truly find a way to nicely say what he had without losing his mind [Chorus] Him never blasted me Him never tried Him never blasted me [Verse 2] But oh my goodness, oh my gosh, oh my toothbrush, oh my floss Hand it all over, hands up no sauce, at actorholics anonymous Came back, came back ran around it three times I've been up for hours Hummingbird feeders and wind chimes, sorry for you cheaters As I try to be good and so kind and oh my goodness, oh my gosh [Chorus] Him never blasted me Him never tried Him never blasted me [Verse 2] But he said fat chance, tight pants, back on that wall, you go and dance Cut a rug with scissors, snow in hell, there's no chance, arm strong like Lance Beach rat, short pants, need water, deep rants, cut into a cactus Big fish, Jaws six, tooth faerie make a wish, Nom-Nom flying brick, Napalm too sick Octopus eight arms, booby traps alarms, 360 full spin, garbage clan, climb in Green grouch morning, red alert warning, bloodshot blazing, freak flag waving Pencil ruler, shredder drooler, Look at that light woah, fat chance, ride a rainbow with no hands Donut bearclaw, bagel and lox, yeah raw, flavored coffee, caramel toffee, Mrs. See's candies Peppermint patties, andes, mint green mint chip, shred claw, tear rip, Wolverine Mabeline Dry those tears, Mr. Clean wet wipe, wet nap, applause clap-clap, plush toy stuff you Babaar and Pooh, fat chance slim jim, helium oxygen, popcorn peanuts, kitty weenis Dentyne Trident, Bent there pried it, been there done, that cork dart, ball bat, fat chance, bolts slant Worms worms, ants ants, pet ant wash him, please don't squash him, hi-ho silver, horse bath fill her Up some wash tub, bathing time, setting sun, true kiss, do this, only one way to get through this A-bomb, Ray Ban, I rock, I ran, I jog, I Jam, Superman, Peter pan [Chorus] Him never blasted me Him never tried Him never blasted me