Your Life Will Never Dull Or Your Money Back

Well i'm not sure what to put on the business card of life But i'll sell it to you for cheap, and sharpen it for life And they always say your life will never dull or your money back Well i want my money back And i'll wear my best tie to get tied down To the ties that bind, bound and tied to the ground And they always say your life will never dull or your money back Well i want my money back before my first heart attack And if it comes and i'm not richer Then i'll rearrange the picture Try and put it all together In a different type of way If i get another shot at this My first goal is to make a wage That my family can be proud of As i struggle to make the grade But they'll slowly become familiar With how they've been able to live As my options keep getting smaller In concerns with how i'll give Them this life That i hate I'll point the knife At my hate Did i say knife? I meant to say finger pointed at me It's all my fault, i want it to be better without me And they always say your life will never dull or your money back I want my money back See life's a job And it's stopped taking applications Your not right for the job anyways They always say your life will never dull or your money back We’ve all got to have it and stop at nothing have it And if we don't we have it we've got to feed the habit And if it doesn't work, just return the merchandise And start it all again Start it all again We all want it, but don't necessarily need it And if we don't get it, it's like we can't stop the bleeding And if you're not happy, apply for a refund And try it all again Buy it all again And i've worked so hard for this hard wood desk And this cubed office, but i can't wait to get off thin ice And they always say your life will never dull or your money back Give my money back And customer support seems to be the only ones who really care Until they see my warranties ran out, and then they're not there They always say your life will never dull or your money back? Well i want my money back And i'm ready, i've been bracing for it all my life And i'm empty, i've been waiting for someone to point it out And i'm dependable, it's my most adventurous quality I'm predictable, it's what makes me unique like everyone else And they always say your life will never dull or your money back I want my money back And they always say not to bomb buildings with people in them Well i want my money back And they always say not to come to work with a loaded shotgun I want my money back I want my money back Well they always say not to say, put the money in the bag and face the floor i have a gun in the lobby of a bank But i want my money back And i don't know where to get it We’ve all got to have it and stop at nothing have it And if we don't we have it we've got to feed the habit And if it doesn't work, just return the merchandise And start it all again Start it all again We all want it, but don't necessarily need it And if we don't get it, it's like we can't stop the bleeding And if you're not happy, apply for a refund And try it all again Buy it all again