Don't Ask Me Why

THere are those who manage such a charmed existence Lucky ladies who've been fortunate since birth All the major domos will know them And obligingly will show them Straight to the only table left on earth These are people for whom life is not a challenge They've got savior faire that oozes pedigree They're the women men will die for And millionaires will buy for But I fear these ladies aren't me... The cake life served me Is upside down The soup du jour I'm having spill On my best gown I get all wet Each time I surf the net, yet Baby, don't ask me why It always rains on me My one day off And my blind date turned into Boris Karloff It's like a curse I go from bad to worse but Baby. don't ask me why Funny... Down at the IRS I get the guy who never says "yes" God, what a mess It's all so taxing Maybe... Life is a cosmic gaff Fashioning punchlines into a laugh Too cute by half I don't know why, don't ask me And then I saw you That rainy day Drenched to the bone and all alone What can I say When you are near My motor hits high gear, dear No clue, don't ask me why Maybe... This is the perfect deal This time the schmo has found her schlemiel Now maybe we'll Find that happy ending Maybe... You are the missing cog Kissed the one frog Who was worth befriending The world will go on Much as before I'll lose the keys right after You lock the door It seems to me That we were meant to be, see We've got compatibility You're the pie and I'm the face You're the shoe tripping on my lace You're the yin and I'm the yang You're the lemon and I'm meringue You're the fourth of my July Together we'll blow sky high, and We'll never say goodbye... but Baby, don't ask me why Why don't elephants fly? Why are high heels so high? Why is Ru Paul a guy? Baby, don't ask me why