Knock 'Em Out

[Intro:] Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone You're just doing your own thing and someone comes out the blue They're like: "Alright, what ya saying? Yeah can I take your digits? "And you're like: "No Not in a million years, you're nasty, please leave me alone." [Verse 1] Cut to the pub on our last night out Man at the bar cos it was his shout Clocks this bird and she looks OK She caught him looking and walks his way: "Alright darling, you gonna buy us a drink then?" "Err no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend..." She's got no taste Hand on his waist Tries to pull away But her lip's on his face "If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer" "Sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture." [Chorus] You can't knock em out You can't walk away Try desperately to think of the Politest way to say: "Just get out my face..." "Just leave me alone..." "And no you can't have my number..." ("Why?") "...Cause I lost my phone." "Oh yeah, actually yeah I'm– I'm pregnant, umm yeah I'm having a baby in like 6 months and uh, yeah, yeah..." [Verse 2] I recognize this guy's way of thinking As he comes over her face starts sinking She's like: "oh here we go.." It's a routine check that she already knows She's thinking: "they're all the same." "Yeah you alright baby? You look alright still, yeah what's your name?" She looks in her bag Takes out a fag Tries to get away From the guy on a blag Can't find a light "Here use mine" "You see the thing is I just don't have the time." [Chorus] [Bridge] Go away now, let me go Are you stupid? Or just a little slow? Go away now, I've made myself clear (I don't think so) Nah it's not gonna happen Not in a a million years! [Chorus] (x2) [Outro] "Oh, oh no, I've— I've got to go... my house is on fire! [Laughter] I've got— I've got herpes! Err, no... syphilis! ..."