The Last Laff

[DJ] FM 113.57 with today's up to date global news In news today, the infamous rapper Lil' Rob Presumed to be dead for the past two years Apparently has only been held down by jealous haters Lil' Rob releases a statement today stating "You can't keep a good man down, and I will have the last laugh" Haha [Lil' Rob] Aqui estoy, yo no me voy, lingolado Yo soy un malo, I be the vato that you follow You're barking up the wrong tree, swing swing like a chango Beat you like a bango, send you where the wrong go Al vando lado, but no one like my song go Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane No, it's Lil' Rob flying high, stimulating my brain Assimilate the fame, accumulate my feria Make sure I stay ahead of ya, look back and I'll laugh at ya Cuz all you vatos swear you got some kind of steelo Simon you're pretty bad but you ain't bad like me though Latino, eyes like a chino from smoking weed though everywhere that we go They say "Oh man there he go, the vato wearing the shades and the long chivo" Guess who [Chorus] You pinche levas got me dying, dying of laughter You think it's funny, we'll see who's still laughing after You're not on the same page, not even the same chapter You shouldn't have been a rapper, you should have been an actor You pinche levas got me dying, dying of laughter You think it's funny, we'll see who's still laughing after You're not on the same page, not even the same chapter I'm gonna laugh last, I'll have the last laugh You heard a lot about you huh? Well was it good shit or bad shit? I bet you twenty bones that it was some bad shit But that doesn't even matter though Cuz any publicity is good publicity, as long as they mention me I must be doing something right But they ain't doing nothing right, I'm making sure that I'm busting tight Now everybody wanna be Hey holmes you heard Lil' Rob's new jam? He's talking shit about me Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't flatter yourself Later on you're gonna look back at yourself, and be all mad at yourself For acting like a little girl, chavala Roll the fuck up, you try too much, you need to slow the fuck up Hold the fuck up, shut the fuck up Silence is golden like the Daytons that I'm rolling around the town that I'm patrolling The town I live in is lonely, it's lonely but I still won't cry It's just me, myself, and I [Chorus] I walk up on the scene with my white sneakers My big ass Levis, my big ass t-shirt and look around to see who I see The same fucking people who can't see me You can close your eyes, it's getting kind of rough You can open your eyes, they're still not wide enough To even catch a sneek peek or Peek A Boo of what the Lil' Rob is all about When I leave they all follow out Lil' Rob be the one of a kind With the one of a kind mind, most of the time I can't find mine You ask me how I'm doing and I still say that I'm fine Walking on that fine line, no time on my time line Who left the door open? Your time just ran out As for patience, well mine just ran out And I got nothing left to do but to sit back patiently To make sure you continue hating me [Chorus x2]