Workaholics

Lyrics: I heard this shit on workaholics And this for errbody bout to finish college It's only right that I drop a little knowledge Cuz life ain't like it outta be I thought it'd be, a lotta women callin me And sodomy, and drinkin like it's all for free Illogically, I never thoughta poverty Or how this muthafucka's muthafuckin job would be But ever since I go the cap and gown Errybody cracking down, nappin now Erry fuckin snack got me packin pounds Wearin fuckin slacks, got me scratching da back uh ma sack And rap is not exactly a faculty rapidly rackin me Anything but apathy for those who be naggin and draggin me Into the wackest meetings, holding me back from eating The saddest fucking lunch I pack and bag in the evening Ma bank is depleted, I even have to think before tweeting Man it's really fuckin sad when thinking bout The evolution from the past to drinking now We used to go and split a handle, drink it down Then hit the town, and hit the hottest chicks around But now? I can barely slug a half a dozen tops Used to chug a lot, now I'm fuckin buzzin off a shot whoa Clubbin wasn't nuffin to me boy Used to walk up in that muthafucka stuntin like whassup, I wadn't coy Ain't nobody gave a fuck if I'm employed Errybody drunk and fuckin lovin it, rubbin, and huggin Mugging, chugging and fuckin but now these bitches Is up on some other shit, wanting a husband Clubbin got me buggin and blushing cuz I'ma young'n das confronted Wit a hundred abundantly rugged, and coveted, funded muthafuckas, it's humbling Think about the age range They get to date way older and emotionally open homies goin gray Now I'm up on first dates Sober like it's first grade Hoping when it's over that I close it wit some first base shit Ma face getting fuckin fat It's April, hateful fillin fuckin taxes out Long ass days, getting blazed, and tappin out Back is naggin now, mac is laggin now Because I bought it back in college So if you comin lemme run a little knowledge If you was wondering if fun isn't acknowledged Well Wednesdays, I be watching workaholics