Ham

[Intro: Lil Dicky] Whoa... so hard Jews is never supposed to go H.A.M., but fuck it [Verse 1: Lil Dicky] Okay dat boy D-I-C-K-Y ballin' I been spittin' hella writtens cuz I'm finna get my wallet good Bitches know I holla good Graduated college wit a bag of fucking honors but instead of making dollars I been acting like a kid Rappin' bout my fuckin' dick And what started as a joke became the hottest fuckin' shit Killin' bitches, Michael Vick, and women you know what this is Semi-colons in my texts, my instant message game is sick (HO!) Fuck that shit, when I rub that bitch When I be up in the club I gotta tuck that dick When I bring a chicken back, and then I fuck that bitch I'mma cum quick, I ain't playin' witcha Ay you know, I'm spittin crack up on the track I'm not attacking all you blacks Who try to rap, but I'm just saying that [Hook: Lil Dicky] I'm coming for these muthafuckin' brothas making money Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now Ladies get them pants down Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H.A.M. now [Verse 2: Lil Dicky] I ain't on that kosher shit Facebook I be poking chicks Came up in the 90's yeah im on some Hocus Pocus shit I don't push a lotus, I'm drivin a fuckin' Focus But notice that I got the coldest and dopest designer sodas I'm an Izze sippin', bitty-kissin muthafuckin' G The way I cum on chickens, call Lil' Dicky mozzarella cheese I'm getting pussy, getting bread, I get a lot of fucking yeast And I been Dustin Diamonds off, they bout to call Lil' Dicky Screech (WHOA!) Tampon shit, 'cuz I rap for the flow And I get a lotta bitches when I mac like a pro Gotta mac, it's a pro, never nap, but I doze I'm a little bit of black, like I shat in the snow And I know ya'll bitches feelin' that Ain't as nobody real as that Rappin' like Jamaica’s population, I been killin' tracks (Like, in the Olympic Games? You ain’t get it?) [Hook] [Verse 3: Lil Dicky] See them bitches over there? Please don't fucking over-stare That's who I be stroking, young and smoking like they over DARE Okay I was joking, I don't know dem I should grow a pair But I am not the most efficient closer when I'm sober, scared So I'm drinkin, fuck you thinkin'? Middle Day that's word to Lincoln My left foot is always stinkin' I ball good so I ain't blinkin' Baby whatcha know about a muthafuckin' dog Fuckin' cats up the ass metaphorically...uh, paws (I got that pause in on time, right?) [Hook]