Deezus

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky] Drinkin' up at summer camp Itchin' on ma underwear Dicky got a ton a hair Money talk, rap game Chris Tucker here Erry' muggle fuckin wit' me Going nuts, word to chunky Jiffy Cold cuts up in the Panini Mo butt than a Puerto Rican, I been tryna freak too Nowadays Dicky tryna get a little freak to Nominate Dicky dick for a little free poon Honestly, probably rather have a little sweet boo to let me spoon Fuck it I'm conflicted Now that the kid been spitting dat All types a women starting to listen and part of Lil Dicky sorta wishing For a chick I can build with start to finish But an even bigger part of me is tryna fuck All these twitter bitches pictures looking fine as fuck Been a girlfriend guy for a while and shucks This the first time dimes been in line to stuff But, I ain't doin' em all, or doin' em raw Da boy ain't new to the ballin' Viewing it all just like A straight Jew at the mall with loot in the wallet The restraint engrained up into the ball But I ain't blue in the balls tho Got a lil' boo up in law school Freckles all up over her nostrils She doing me proper, lotsa pasta, shots of vodka Tonsil soccer, pop then it's off to clasa hasta manana Being weird again There he go Kanye being weird again Its okay he allowed cause he legendary But I don't really know how to treat this segment [Verse 2: Lil Dicky Sippin' on an Orangina Bout' to see a foreign feature Skittles and a quarter reefer I snuck em both inside the theater Used to do a ton of math Now I'm close to doing none of that I'm bout to hire someone's dad And he about to do a ton of math Add it up, rapping crack, gon' stack it up Back it up ho, das whassup Cracker jacks at the bank Cole Hamels up, drank a cup and I'm kind of buzzed I'm high as fuck, but fuck that Where them bitches sitting 7th inning finna fuck at Used to fuck wit bitches that was timid wit the nutsack Now I'm fuckin' bitches let me jizz up on they buttcrack Das a fun fact, I'm Head of ma class and ready for mine And like a great red in a glass, I'm better wit time I mean I came letterman jacket, ready to shine They up designer shit I'm in footie pajamas bitch Omelettes, bomb as shit The rhyming sick Competish can't conquer dis' I'm legit, honest chicks is on ma dick I ain't a god but...you can call me Deezus Switch to beat up Ye, I see ya Bout to make more tortillas Pork carnitas Going straight North Korea Poor Aaliyah Sorta Lena Y'all dudes more Madea Touring, writing, rapping, snoring while I'm napping Luring these foreign tourists to ma sack and scoring During performances in the back and I'm making all of this up because I'm rappin' Inside a lucky 4 bedroom apartment That we found on Craigslist and settled in August You know it was rent control and it was awesome It came wit' a washer And a dryer Goodbye y'all