Attached at the Hip

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky] I gotta problem with ma dick Been hatin on him since I was a kid Way before I ever put him in a bitch Goin back y'all Never wanna trash talk So I made a track we could rap on Keep us intact And I know the fact is that you jewish But I don't want no excuses for ya size I know hella jewish guys who grew up between them thighs but no You actin like you was four You haven't changed since we young It's sad you that immature And I don't get it, I'm getting bitches, get you in kittens other dicks would die for But I'm barely hittin it, when a minutes ya high score And now it's real bad Cuz you ain't movin on You twenty something and still live above ya two balls I been getting nine to five's, but I been keepin us wit bitches that was tryn to ride But you a mafuckin fiend, and it's mean, we supposed to be a team You a dick, but I wish I had a penis [Hook: Lil Dicky] And this about a dick Who never took the time to grow And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole And I ain't lovin butting heads like this But you gotta stop fucking up ma shit And I ain't feelin bad And ion't give a fuck aboutcha problems But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve em Cuz you and I, we attached at the hip So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now dick [Verse 2: Lil Dicky] Hold up Dicky you ain't really mean it You got the nerve to tell me you the one mistreated I don't believe it, it's nuffin but egregious Cuz I'm the one that's been getting beaten Obscenely in this mafucka right now Das a fact, and ma homies from ma sack'll have ma back You wackin me every mothafuckin day You acting like it's okay But imagine waking up feelin' afraid I'm prayin you stop abusing, but you confused If you blame me for the ejacs This about your brain I came because I react Hope that you concede that Cuz it's on you, need to distract What can I do, if you never relax You see it's actually you that's in control all our faculties The pre-ejaculatory crap is a sorely inaccurate Acting like you was deploring me Warranted insecurity Scoring, ignoring the forming Of your own immaturity (not true) And now the prematurity's on ma head But you know damn well it should be up on yours instead But if you loved and accepted me then that wouldn't be a problem Instead I'm in a dick numbing condom [Hook 2: Lil Dicky] And this about a kid Who never took the time to grow And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole And I ain't lovin butting heads like this But you gotta stop fucking up ma shit And I ain't feelin bad And ion't give a fuck aboutcha problems But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve em Cuz you and I we attached at the hip So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now kid [Verse 3: Lil Dicky] Dicky: Wow, I think you need to get a grip dude Dick: I'd say the same, but I'm betting that you will soon Dicky: Real funny dick, I can't even stomach this How you gonn act like I'm wacking ya shit for nuffin He frontin up in this mothafucka, bluffin on the beat Wouldn't beat him without a reason he sung it incomplete Dick: Tell me why then Dicky: Why you always tucked in ma jeans It's cuz Im wit a woodpecker like I'm stuck in a tree Dick: Well I confess I'm erect on occasion But up in the Bahamas -- Dicky: Hold up we that was a vacation Dick: Is that what you call it, as I recall You was mauling me day and night Only sex you got was dry, aggressively rubbing fly I was chaffed up. You the fuckin problem dicky wake up Dicky: Well what about the time you wasn't stayin up? I was wit a top 5 dime of ma life Dick: Well you the guy that was drinkin all the goddamn wine Fuck that, you a cold, crooked mafucka, where's your heart Dicky: And you a toad looking muthafucka, Mario Kart Dick: So this is it? Dicky: This is it, you a dick I need a penis Dick: No you a dick, I need a human being [Hook 3: Lil Dicky] So this shit about a kid (dick) Who never took the time to grow And cum the second that he get in that vagina hole And I ain't lovin butting heads like this But you gotta stop fuckin up ma shit And I ain't feelin bad And ion't give a fuck aboutcha problems But lay 'em the table, maybe we can solve em Cuz you and I we attached at the hip So we better get this settled up and fixed, right now dick