That Dope Nigga 1/2 Dead

[Lil 1/2 Dead Hook 5x] 1, 2, 3 who could it be? The dopest motherfucker that you hearing, Lil 1/2 Dead [Lil 1/2 Dead] Early in the morning jumps out my bed Who am I, that looney lil' nigga half dead I'm gonna tell you 'bout a trick I knew A bitch I met way back in '82 Her name was Grace Her face was all that and a bag of chips And boy, she had hips, I dips Every single day down her block But now that ho jocks cause I served like some rocks It's like everytime she see me she's flagging me down I just swerve on her and I throw up the pound I let the ho know that I don't love her ass As I mash on my gas and dash To me it's seeming, the girl is fiendin' She really wants be down with my team and Making lots of money scheming But as I turn the corner, all I heard the ho screamin' was, uh [Lil 1/2 Dead Hook 4x] [Lil 1/2 Dead] Now I'm feeling allright, my rhymes are tight And only one punk nigga really tried to fight My skills, they might kill So just chill before I stell your grill, for real I got that funky ass shit for your head And only one nigga tried to see Half Dead In the party that night, he wanted to fight He got mad cause my rhymes was so tight I had to serve him like a stake on a platter You know to me it really didn't matter I shattered all his hopes, all his dreams I make the party swing, now he's on feam For that funky ass shit that I be saying You know I wasn't playing I left him on his knees praying That he could really be like me A real G, but that nigga couldn't see [Lil 1/2 Dead Hook 4x] [Lil 1/2 Dead] Who's the dopest motherfucker that you're hearing That nigga HD dog, he ain't no mother fucking joke Now what would happen if you fuck with him You gets rolled like a joint and smoked Now I still gets busy like a 4 on a switch And still say fuck a bitch Even though I gots to make love to these hoes Now its 1994, all I love is my dough And yo, my niggas from the D-O double G P-O-U-N-D from the L-B-C I'm putting it down for the pound And if a nigga run up in my face, don't you know he could get clowned By the sounds of my shit, it's funky like some chicken It's good to the bones and finger licking I'm digging all these hoes out I got to clout, so let me hear you mother fucking shout [Lil 1/2 Dead Hook 16x]