The Bears

Thereafter, we'll refer to this As the 4th and 14th incident Immortalized in microfiche Barcoded documents Saw you sweating on the corner You were sucking off a soda Sticky summer in the barrio Didn't really think that he could be a Romeo His friends busted in screaming "rodeo" Thereafter, we'll refer to this As the last time you attempt to kiss Some fairy bear that you barely met Put your lips on his leather vest The mechanical bull is rubbing right through the wool Of your pant leg The line dance starts, it pounds along with your heart And you're stranded His roommates came out, they came from under the couch And they jumped in I lay down with the lions but they're way too lame I went down on the tigers but they're way too tame I know that you're scared But I suggest that you go back to the bears, the bears, the bears Your kisses taste just like Skoal Bandits They're minty fresh and fucking gorgeous