Half Dead And Dynamite

Here's everything I remember Last dance and and somebody must have slipped me a sherman Bar band, now they're busting out the "Beast Of Burden" And they're "Working In A Coal Mine" Dripping wet with white wine cooler Lip gloss, now you're spinning like a thrill ride White cross, now you're crumbling like a landslide And we're having such a good time What's another twenty dollars? Guess it all started with some guy walks into the bar And always ends up fucked up in some barflies car Run across the river, liquor lasts a little later Rocking sloppy on the poppies, got your head beneath the table In walks queen of the clubs Five deep in her foam-dance thugs Dripping wet with haircare, drowning in designer drugs She says, "hey, my name's Katrina but my friends they call me Special K" They did the "Green-Eyed Lady" right into the "Lay Lady Lay" And it was cool by the swimming pool And we were dripping wet with pink zinc oxide And she came up to the patio And we were slipping on the frozen mudslides That's everything I remember