11th Ave Freezeout

Juanita thinks she's a roller rink We're on the brink of financial disaster Wants to feel just a little faster Smashed her hand on the mirror in the bathroom I get high watching Rockford Files Juanita lives just like Jimmy drives Screech those tires, yeah and scrape the sides Find that little bit left inside What am I supposed to tell our friends? That you walked into a bender I haven't seen you since But I know that you've been Getting loose with the gin and juice The proof is in the photo shoot I'm sure You pulled this shit before Played the prodigal whore You said you're just exploring Virginia slept with the sketchy chick She was sick, they still clicked Rhode Island slide with the skinny guy Pawtucket pawnshops and Newport Lights Made amends with your dealer friends The truth is in the camera lens So don't come home With a stick in your nose I hired a detective He's got a tiny camera Juanita thinks she can skip the sleep The sun sneaks up on the boardwalk freaks Maybe next time we get together The deviated septum Will feel a little better