Last Night My DJ Stole My Girl

[Nick Fury] You see I'm not real good at approachin girls Sometimes I feel like I'm divin for ocean pearls To the bottom where it's dark and it's harder to breathe She laughed with a smile that you wouldn't believe "What's your name again?" she told me, but since then I forget Cause I'd smoked a lot of beer and drank a lot of pot - I mean She laughed again, I played it off like I meant it She threw me a look and I knew it was cemented This game I presented, it worked again As long as the team don't act like jerks again It's happened before, they cling to 'em like suction Like vultures they circle waitin for an introduction But not this time (nah) this one was somethin special From her hips to her eyes to her lips to her freckle To a tee - best of all she was jockin me Until I heard, "Yo Nick!" and she was like, "Who is he?" Oh [Repeat 2X] Let me introduce you to my partner Oak He's my left hand man and he ain't no joke But yo, back to this interaction, what was that you were askin? Let me take you to the back, where there's no distraction [Big Oak] Holllld up, aiyyo hold up Nick Don't you think you should go buy this girl a drink? (see ya) She can wait right here, I'll keep her company If I play my cards right, maybe she'll be humpin me (ha!) Nick shot me a dirty look, and the middle finger But I don't care, I'm on some Jerry Springer Shit but it's legit cause last week Nick took my girl and split And only offered me a shrug and a blunt hit So I'll get him back tonight Aiyyo honey follow me to the back to where there ain't so much light I'm your Mr. Right, at least for tonight .. or umm, hello? I looked at her and she wasn't even payin attention Mind off in space explorin new dimensions (shit) She wasn't gonna hear a damn word I say Cause she was starin right at my DJ [Repeat 2X] Let me introduce you to my DJ Cheapshot He's a both hand man and his feats are hot But back to this interaction, what was that you were askin? Let me take you to the back, where there's no distraction [DJ Cheapshot] Damn you look familiar, have we met before? I think I caught a glimpse of you on the dance floor As a matter of fact, weren't you freakin MC Nickolaus? "No that wasn't me," my bad, now I feel ridiculous You know it's kind of hard to see when I'm busy scratchin Yeah, I've been rockin shows three years, thanks for askin You wanna hear some Jigga? (yup) Funny you should mention that Just got a call from him, told him that I'd holla back Enough about him, change the subject back to me I'm six foot three with the college degree Plus this key to that Camaro double parked outside If you carry my wax, I'll give you a ride Now be a good girl, and go buy daddy a drink And by the time you get back, we'll leave in a blink (yup) Then it's on like Chaka Khan And oh yeah, on the way out, say goodbye to Lexicon Uhh.. did I say Camaro? Oh my God, I can't.. I meant to say Ford Focus, how embarassing Yea no-no-no, no-no, look, where you going? Where you going? No-no-no, come back I know Jigga, Jay-Z, y'know a good tune No-no-no, come over to my house right now I'll show you his number, no Don't walk, don't walk away, come on! I know, please come back, please, please please Please come back pleeeease Aww geez, oh geez, oh geeeeez