Mr. Tolstoi

Aha, ha, ha! Soviet Russia Ugh! Give me tea, Mr. Tolstoi I lost my mind in the water Need some bread to relieve this matter Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! She became a cheater And he wanted me to be her So I gave in like an animal, animal, animal, animal Up goes down Down goes up Sugar and syrup in a cup When I'm on top I just can't stop! Hippidity-dippity-hip-hop-hop I want Raskolnikov to be inside of me I want Sonya's eyes I want Sonya's eyes Two and two together And all you get is a man in disguise A man in disguise Give me pride, Dostoevsky Give me pride, Dostoevsky I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead Like a mannequin Ha, ha, ha, ha! I want you to be the death I want you to be the death Of me, of me Deny me satisfaction... Satisfaction and his fraction Satisfaction and his fraction Satisfaction and his fraction Satisfaction and his fraction I want Raskolnikov To be inside of me I want Sonya's eyes I want Sonya's eyes Two and two together And all you get Is a man in disguise A man in disguise It's only in your eyes It's only in your eyes It's only in your eyes It's only in your eyes It's a man in disguise It's a man in disguise And I'm in love with Clint Eastwood I want to be American someday!