The Reason Why We Can't Do It

[Interlude] Hey, baby! The club is jumpin’ tonight, but I noticed you the moment you walked up in here. Why don’t you come a little closer…? Have we met before? No? There is something about you that is so familiar to me… Boy, you lookin’ fine with that cocoa skin And those Diesel jeans I wanna get up in [Verse 1] From the moment I saw you, I knew there was no other But we can never fuck ‘cause you remind me of my brother It’s not the way you look or how you talk to me; It’s a subtle kind of indefinable quality I don’t know – maybe it won’t be as bad as I fear Just try kissing my neck…no, that’s totally weird! Ugh! I’m pretty sure that you would be the perfect lover But I’d have to boil off my skin; you’re too much like my brother Damn! If it’s not one thing, it’s another Never thought I’d wanna do a guy who’s so much like my brother It’d be like Maggie lying on her back and seeing Jake above her We can never fuck ‘cause you remind me of my brother [Outro] Don’t call me