Lost in Austen

[Verse 1] Yo, I respect the work of Jane Austen, bitch Her use of pastoral analogy is fuckin’ rich Her grasp on male/female relationships was second-to-none Though she herself was never married – that’s some irony, son! Born in… [Class:] NORTH HAMPSHIRE, ENGLAND! ...to a father who preached She pioneered the technique of indirect free speech You want more insight into her real life? Man, that’s okay – Netflix Becoming Jane with Anne Hathaway [Verse 2] If I had lived in her time, I hope we woulda hung out She woulda seen the real me, she’d get what I’m all about I wouldn’t fuck her ‘cause she’d be more like a sister to me Someone in whom I could confide my insecurity I fuck bitches, wear bling, pimp out my car, see? But I'm frontin' like Wickham – in my heart I'm Mr. Darcy! Yo, I wish I‘d been born into a gentler time Our lack of chivalry in this age is a fucking crime Like say you wanna hump a girl until she’s ready to burst? Yo – how about checkin’ with her father first? Ugh! [Hook] Better get me a roadmap, y’all. I’m getting’ lost in Austen [Verse 3] You prefer Charlotte Bronte? You’re a fuckin’ hick! All three Bronte sisters can suck my dick! ‘Cause I don’t care if you’re black, Puerto Rican, or Caucasian – All of us can learn a lesson from Persuasion These shorties be up on my jock; it’s killin’ me I’d rather take a bath with Sense and Sensibility As for my favorite heroine, ain’t no dilemma Check it: last name Woodhouse – [Class:] FIRST NAME EMMA! So respect, motherfucker – sit your ass in that chair Let Jane transport you to a world where you’ll have nary a care ‘Cause I don’t give a shit how many hoes it may be costin’ Bitches, be gone – I’m gettin’ lost in Austen [Hook] Ugh...Crumpets…Novels