Girl, I Wanna Fuck You (But I Don’t Love Jesus)

[Verse 1] Girl, I wanna fuck you, but I don’t love Jesus Can’t you overlook it? Lemme get in your jeans this Doesn’t have to be Religiously Sanctioned – the Pope can S my D Jesus was the King of Kings But I got lots of other things Going on, no lie I’m the kinda guy Can hang up on a cross and still not die I can’t turn water into wine But baby girl, you’ll feel so fine That here’s the sitch Gonna make you wish I’d bury my loaf deep in your fish, oh! [Hook] Girl, I can love you Much better than Christ I’m twice as sexy As that guy was nice Girl, I can love you… Much better than Christ [Verse 2] It’s written in the bible that you should make me come Father, Son, Holy Ghost – girl, that’s a threesome Service me good God thinks you should Christ may have been a carpenter, but I got wood Here’s a proposition that can’t fail My dick is like the Holy Grail Got an endeavor That I think is kinda clever: Try swallowing, girl, you’ll live forever I’ll lay it out like this Won’t betray you with just a kiss I’m a better lover And a sexy motherfucker Gonna eat you like you’re my last supper [Hook] [Verse 3] Sure, I wasn’t blessed with divine power But I can rise again in less than half an hour I don’t mean to boast But I’m-a make you roast Open your mouth, receive my host Damn! Never seen a shorty hotter Nail you so hard, I’m-a give you stigmata I don’t believe what you do But swear to you this is true – Make you so wet, Christ could walk on you I’m down with virgin birth But not with the meek inheriting Earth Man, fuck the meek! They ain’t got no sass Girl, turn both cheeks Lemme smack that ass [Hook] [Spoken Word Outro] Girl, forgive you. You know not who you do