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Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth Bring out the liquid, bring out the lot If not, let's roll her to a car wash (wooah-wooah) Now washing you will be like washing a goth All that black lipstick around their gobs How the fuck do we get it off? I think this will be a very hard job! How did you get a tan like that in winter? You ran off to Boots and got a box of tinter Didn't ya?? See, you still got orange fingers! [Hook] What network are you on? ORANGE! Colour of your bathwater? ORANGE! Your favourite fruit must be an ORANGE! Bitch, did you know you're ORANGE? [x2] Slap, bang, goes on your fake tan Bitch you look like the Tango man Woo-dy woo-dy wooo, do the tango Woo-dy woo-dy wooo, do the tango [x2] It's the gone wrong sa-lon... Your clothes keep ripping like you're the female Incredible Hulk You got a broken bra, a broken top, a broken thong and a broken coat You been wearing the same jacket since you were in year 8 And it smells like you urinate on it bitch... That ain't great! You tried to be Christina, so you dyed your hair black But really you look like the Vicar of Dibley (wot?) on crack! Now, just step back and face the facts You don't like the fact I get feisty on wax Anyways talking about wax, look at your face! Girl, relax! [Hook] Why not fling her on the window sill as a pumpkin When it's approaching Halloween Or on your English breakfast, place her next to the bacon She could be the beans! And you always know wheres she's been And you always know when she's had a pee Cause the toilet seat ain't clean Cause the toilet seat has an orange sheen! (Ching!) Bring out the detergent Scrub that oompa-loompa, it's urgent Have you seen her face? It's disturbing How much fake tan are you squirting Ugh, it's hurting my eyes! And your starting to look like the sunrise And your fake tan's so ming! You're attracting flies! [Hook]
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