Das Salty

Yuh. I'm not going to be serious on this one. I mean to a point, y'know. I'm trying to be funny. But, ya'll need to quit being salty. And if you don't know what being salty is, it's doing some dumb, stupid, nasty stuff. Like, for instance [Verse One] You got a glass eye with windex drops. You salty You Salty You tellin yo momma jokes to orphans. What's wrong with you? Das salty You a gang banger wearing footsy pajamas. Das salty. Now, that's salty You proposed with an onion ring. Das salty. I more ways than one. Know what I'm saying? Just having fun here. Trying to save ya'll from being salty. So, like, for instance. Ok, check this out You’re a lesbian bar without a liquor license That's salty. Probably went over your heard on that one You had a 5K run to benefit quadriplegics. What is you doing? That's salty, why would you do that? I know you're thinking he's dumb. You're thinking he's too dumb [Verse Two] You bought a book on how to read? Naw. That's salty. Too Salty You have clinical depression and you ordering happy meals. that's redundant. but it's salty You got 5 kids but have 7 baby daddy. How does that even work out? Oh, wait. Cause you salty Your hands so ashy it looks like you played patty cake with a fireplace Salty. wow, that's salty. Take that salt 'n' throw it over ya shoulder You're a lifeguard with hydrophobia Sink or swim. Cause that's salty You got an STD from a blow up doll. We're not even gonna talk about that one. . This whole song is salty. I'll stop embarrassing myself. But, anyway, that's some things to helps you. If you don't know, be on the lookout for things like that Like having spinners on a 95 Honda Civic? Things like that. I'm outie. Deuces