Do You Drink

[Intro] What y'all drinkin on And can you gimme some? Sippin until you can hardly blink And do you drink? [Verse 1] I got a disease and they dunno what to call it (what is it?) I'm an alcoholic, drink until I fall retarded Thick headed, sick individual, liver's condition's critical Medical, better do somethin to get him through I ain't standing up, I'm layin down under Under the table, cause drivin, I ain't able to do it See a stop sign and run right through it Dry heavin on my buddy's sleeve and spewin the fluid The ladies want a couple cups and pink panties Yeah, gimme a couple cups and they can't stand me KC Tea, Caribou, and some foo-foo drinks And you won't care what dudes think, ladies [Hook] Do you drink? (Look away now) There's nothing to see here I-I'm just happy to be here Gallons and gallons of KC Tea I want the world to have a drink with me Do you drink? (Look away now) There's nothing to see here I-I'm just happy to be here Gallons and gallons and gallons of the 'Bou-Lou Are running right through you Do you drink? [Verse 2] I don't drink Patron, that's a no-no I know I tried, I almost died back in '04 though Club Maniacs was a spot where we watched All the top-notch crotch jockin my swatch-watch Holla, lil Mama way up out my league Gucci, Prada, 'bout the dolla like (ya-da-da-da-da) Whatever game, I'd get at it together Booty look fatter than ever Almost had to have to let it go Had to leave her alone, I took a sip of Patron And choked on it, started coming out my nose Neh'mind, she ain't coming out her clothes Walked the other way, what would you think? But shorty [Hook] [Verse 3] I'm the King of Flip Cup and Beer Pong "99 Bottles of Beer" song and a beer bong I take a Irish Carbomb and a Screwdiver Make me up a Boilermaker, I ain't trippin, you drivin! Pool full of liquor, then you dive in I been drinkin liquor since I've been alive and drivin Don't consume more than you can handle If you can don't walk and spill it on your flannel Jesus never spilled the wine upon his sandal People probably never asked him... [Hook]