I'm Kool Moe Dee

What are you crazy, you know who I am (Moe Dee!) yes, I'm the man I am the flyest, cleanest, baddest, meanest Rapper that walks the streets My rhymes are always on point Smooth as an ointment I mitigate any beat I'll take you where I wanna go I sound slick when I kick it on a slow tempo And if you ask if there's someone better than Moe Like Luther Vandross, they'll say, 'don't you know? Really, really, really don't you know?' Cause I'm a real rap warrior, Elite Astoria I'll take on 104 of ya Highest paid rappers if they put up the plucks And I'll prove that they're all ducks Cause I don't care nothin 'bout your money and gold Don't wanna hear about how many recrods you sold Cause none of that don't mean nothin to me Cause I'm 'the greatest' - but not Ali I'm Kool Moe Dee What are you senile, have you lost your mind? I'm the greatest rapper of all time If they had a rapper's hall of fame, bein that it's all a game I might not be down, because some rappers got a name From screamin and yellin with hot records sellin But your rhymes are smellin, that's why I'm tellin You, when I go, homeboy, I'm gone Cause I'm better but don't get me wrong There is no disrespect meant, my only intent Is to get some of that cold cash to spend Consider rappin as a competitive sport And we're all enemies on the court But when the game is over I'll shake your hand Give ya a pound, cause you're still my man But if you put both of us in front of a mic stand Homeboy, it's a new game plan Cause I gotta disrespect ya, try to disconnect ya Break you down like a clown cause I'm an intellect, ya Bird brain rappers I call hip-happers Not hip-hoppers, cause y'all just happen to Be on a mic so you can hear your voice But your rhymes is Dunkenheins, soft and moist Some rappers are too hard and others too soft But I'm perfect, I just go off Because I depict rappin consumately Cause I'm 'the greatest' - but no Ali I'm Kool Moe Dee Don't piss me, I know you miss me So now you think I fell off? Don't diss me Just use some innovation and close your eyes And visualize us on the Enterprise And set all coordinates on the subordinate Rappers, beam em up, take their minds and broaden it Set em back to Earth and watch the network Multiply by mega-millions, you witness a burst Of a new society, rappers with variety So much prestige, flair and notoriety Michael and Prince would seem like small figures It's hard to believe but think about it, it figures I personify perfection and my mic is a tool I make another rapper feel small as a molecule There's no race no contest, I'll never have to jostle They're small time, to them I am collossal I'm a gladiator with the image of a god I'm powerful but camouflaged Like Moses had the power to separate the sea I by the power invested in me Put words in rhythm, recite em as poem Put em on records to display em and show em To an entourage of fiends who are also loyal Who through their eyes are seeing me as the royal King that feed the hungry souls That starve for excitement, lo and behold The Ice Man cometh, Kool Moe Dee The messiah is rated on a higher marquee I be a god, apex of the hip-hop cult I'm the leader rhyme breeder, yes, I am the ult- Imate idolized figure, there's not a name bigger Than Kool Moe Dee cause no one has the vigour That I possess and that's cause I Really feel that I'm the best, so I personify Rap to the fullest, I totally perplex The majority of rappers and they turn out vexed The other competition because of my position I don't stop rockin under no condition I rock non-stop but don't ever fatigue And many experts in the busines are so intrigued That they begin to draw conclusion, some askin questions Is it possible to rock by the power of suggestion? Well that depends totally on the source of power And if it's your brain, the answer's of course cause I'm a Auto-hypnotic, reverse-pschotic That'll make you feel, if you want it I got it Every second you spend with me You know you feel that this is the place to be Because I depict rappin consumately I'm 'the greatest' - but not Ali I'm Kool Moe Dee