The Girls Don't Like the Job

{Kool Keith on the phone} Hello -- did Cathy come in today, or what? I'm startin to not, to like, what's she's doin at me She's not on time, you know her hair ain't combed She's not dressed properly She's always wearin jeans, and this is a company Where you wear dresses, and you look neat and come in With your briefcase And we're taking cutbacks.. somebody gotta get dropped [Kool Keith] Capital investments by sequence automatic mechanical problem secure Space investor, Wall Street Journal analysist The rates of companies by speed Paine-Webber Merryl Lynch, no other than Solomon Brothers Banking system with my computer wisdom Immaculate suit, pinstriped, with my shirt and tie Girls know I'm fly -- on the A-X-1 new floppy disk "Hello? There's somebody out there to see you" No, tell her to call me back I'm busy with the President of the United States Discussing more rates on a higher level Don't give me feedback, I don't need that Two trips to Costa Rica, I'll be a week back Before you sign a new act, find out if they wack Your budget will be low, and you'll be fired, highly retired I'm the new boss of this company girl (I want you to fax yourself to China OK? Do this now) Chorus: Kool Keith *singing* (repeat 2X) The girls don't like the job Secretaries don't like my ways I hire and fire, give you checks on the spot I hire and fire, give you checks when it's hot [Kool Keith] Down at 55 Water Street Top official always seein Chemical Bank, Wells Fargo Bank of America with my fine secretary Erykah Me and Al Sharpton was talkin about real estate in Compton With a loan from General Mills I would start a new NBA team Baldwin Hills The Baldwin Hills Spacemen Lime green uniforms with a orange basketball logo ? the group solo, that's right, dolo With the comissioner of the basketball Passin y'all in my ASR Rolls Royce Y'all can't stop my voice and opinion, here's a card and my phone extension Not to mention I ripped up four tickets to the Grammy awards I had pasta with my new team and my roster Agents beware, I'm talkin to Shaq behind the Lakers back Michael Jordan I'm important, keep tapes recordin Buyin baseball stadiums, talkin to Joe Morgan Cincinatti Reds, I'm over your heads Call my limo Nancy, make it fancy, I'm in a rush No time for coffee, ice cream from Mr. Softie [Baseball stadium organ playing] Tom Hanks calls the base of Keith in the UK We sold a lot of Mercedes Benz's And BMW's to the small starving communities Even as an import, it's just a regular cab in foreign countries Materialistic for just the ignorant ones only the United States I'm goin to lunch, I'll be right back {The girls don't like the job!} Cutback on time Employees research files, tryin to find my styles Sippin on a glass of Sprite Toni Braxton wanna sing Pride with me tonight I gotta work late, the office, the kids, the dog Puppies, groceries, hopin these things get done by the end of the week I been through the week, did you book my airline flight assistant Terry? You'll get no record deal actin like Neneh Cherry, back to work don't flirt Give me them passes to the James Brown concert Front row seats at least, PLEASE don't bother me I need peace Terry you been late a lot I hate a lot of those same black pants you wearin dancin Take two days off, I'm goin to the playoffs Chorus 1.5X