Telephone Girlfriend

{*phone rings*} Hello? This Keith, you're all by yourself? {*out of service tone*} [Kool Keith] Girl you're about to take a shower Get in the bathtub, get your back scrubbed Massagin your neck, feet rubbed Baby oil on your toes while you get wet to my flows I get turned on by the belly piercing Your little ring in your nose Decision makin you chose Smell my cologne, fluctuatin your clothes Me and McBenson Project chicks in the green S-500 with extensions From New York to Virginia to the Pocanos In Cancun I send you to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil {*out of service*} Keith ill First man from New York City housin to have his face on a $30 bill Chauffeur impressed, with sneakers on, dressed to kill {*phone rings*} [Chorus] + {*miscellaneous phone sounds*} Telephone girlfriend (dressed to kill) Telephone girlfriend (dressed to kill, dressed to kill) Telephone girlfriend [Kool Keith] Answer the phone honey You lay on my chest like Max Julien, Cleopatra status Coke bottle shape, Miss Nubian Watch your sheer nightgown in the bathroom light With cameltoe showin, I can tell you tight Loose jeans don't work, my job is to convert Act like I don't know the bottles are there I can see through your shirt While you listen to some wack MC's turned Smokey Robinson on No time for incoming calls, b-boys stay mad Actin buddy and funny, walkin around for beats won't work Shut your status and timin I don't wanna have a career too extreme But ladies think I'm Frankie Lymon {*out of service*} They think I'm Frankie [Chorus] [Kool Keith] In the living room, on the couch and sofa Mature female, you act older No problem at all when I walk witchu to the mall Circle the parking lot, you park and hot At night you booty call, we order things from Pink Dot Blockbuster movies, Maxim, Hustler, got you in Spike leather jackets With tats on your stomach like a wrestler You challenge the taste tester Like Gomez used to kiss on Morticia, in front of Uncle Fester Charming my dear, kissin you around your ear Arms and palms, legs and thighs Don't be surprised (don't be surprised) {*out of service*} [Chorus] (dressed to kill, dressed to kill, dressed) Telephone girlfriend {*"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"*} {*"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"*} {*out of service*} {"We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed") {*phone rings and tones to fade*}