No Stress

[Chorus: Kool Keith - repeat 2X] No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure Blow your asshole out like Vanessa [Kool Keith] I'ma jerk off on your little Casio sound Throw your keyboards into the wall, piss on your perception Cut off your dial tone, veto your collect call Shit on your best creation Ask the generous family, I'ma shit on your extravagant demonstration Damage your tuxedo vest, come like your tuxedo fresh Point the index finger, aim twice, aim nice Put your asshole on the shelf for a 99 cent price Five minutes to light up your ass like Uncle Ben rice Carolina in the burgundy and white box You can't eat Uncle Ben twice It's like seein the fucked up jaw, on Uncle Ken twice [Chorus] [Kool Keith] The pop-o-lar pissmaster, Kool Keith A.K.A., the lineup on the list master You heard "Spankmaster," but what about the Shitmaster? Defecate on your chest, leave you frontline niggas with asthma Anything shitty comin on the radio I break the Sony and JVC component set, and turn off you bastards Eliminate your vision on TV Flat screen, your wall unit, turn that bitch backwards I fast forward your shit, count myself the green Wristband around my head, block your fuckin dunk shot Haunt you from the past like Sydney Wicks With apples and grape Now or Laters Break you motherfuckers in half like chico stix MC toys, DJ put 'em together I tell 'em straight fuck the Coleco mix [Chorus] [Kool Keith] Motherfuckers wanna rap about space helmets and shit You can't tell me shit Give me the letters nigga, can't even spell me the shit All rappers run they fuckin lips I work that motherfuckin microphone Fuck showin you the skill, you cocaine-ass nigga You blow and you feel, skinny legs motherfucker I'm showin you real, I'm showin you deal My style choco [Outro] No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure Blow your asshole out like Vanessa No stress, cholesterol No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure Blow your asshole out like Vanessa No stress, cholesterol