Intro (Release Date)

[Kool Keith] This is the intro Why are you looking hard with a hood on and Timberland boots Staring at me for one hour - - when you could walk up and shake my hand? Why? Why are you making those mean faces in your videos With the fish lens effects? Why? Why do you walk in the clubs with 30 people around you And stand in the corner, with big bodyguards for no reason Why? Why do you pull up, in valet parking, with your Benz, that is rented? Fronting on a cellular phone that doesn't work - why? Why are you smirking up your face, making obnoxious facial scenes Like I supposed to be scared (supposed to be scared) - why? (Why?) Who are you? (Who are you?) I circle like sharks while y'all panic - I cruise the Atlantic Y'all think I'm spaced out, human from the Earth planet That's right tomorrow I plan to boo your shows at the Apollo You follow, in the crowd the audience is hollow Never ending while I'm mind bending resending you the first verse That you was worse, a drag queen with a purse, unrehearsed Don't try to reverse, harsh words send you to a nurse Emergency with urgency, non-rappable comics and Half of y'all out there got me vomitin (BLEH) Turnin Islamic and Dominican, Indian Cambodian watchin Nickelodeon TV You see me lookin at me grabbin my pee-pee, y'all still sleepy With hard faces tryin to look creepy? You are the monsters of the original Mr. Softie, ice cream trucks {*sung - background*} Open your eyes, tell me why can't you see? Why are you hating a player like Keith Why can't you see that your fakin is weak? Open your eyes, tell me why can't you see? Why? Your exaggeration perpetration levels are at exaggerating full speed Why must I answer to you evil monsters? {Hey Keith, we, are The Official Haters And you have sunken into The Official Hating Zone In which you witness the most salt shaking Behind your back speaking Record criticizing cock blocking In the club costume jewelry wearing Valet parked Lexus renting Undercover, star-struck No game-having fake Versace shirt wearing Motel hell living False Muslim being, Jungle Fever having Pork-eating demon people Our purpose here on your planet is to BRING YOU DOWN If you can evade this evil, you'll be the man}