The Adventures of Tweezyman

[Hook] Its the Tweezyman They call him Tweezyman Its the Tweezyman They call him Tweezyman (get get down) [Verse 1] Oh no here we go again I was rolling in when he was going in He was like "Oh no man I know you’re him Let me go to the door and get my older friend" Held it in with a grin is what I went and did When he came back fast with another kid I had to laugh when he asked as I shook my head He was like "Ain't you the dude from Rob and Big?" Hold it kid man I think you’re blind You got me confused with another guy I went and looked at the dude when I said I rhymed And he was like "Yo! Kevin Federline! Whats up?" Ya need to check ya eyes Step back get the fact then you’ll recognize Cause I’m back to attack what you expect to find It’s the new and improved KJ-supersized [Hook] [Verse 2] Take it back to the 1980’s When my hair was black and wavy Way back when I was acting crazy I was mad couldn’t attract the ladies These girls about to break me You wanna know how they’d play me? "I was hoping for Patrick Swayze But instead I got Kevin Spacey..." Ooh baby whoop dee whoo Nowadays when I straight come through All I hear is "how old are you? All my friends say 42." "42 are you crazy mad? Ya crazy rude where’s ya brain just at? I’m 34 in case ya asked" "You’re old enough to be my dad" [Hook] [Verse 3] Whos the man a w/ a grasp of grammar Who writes songs on a pack of pampers The only rapper loved by yo grandma Haircut like adam sandler No matter how you gone see me What I wrote is the hope that you see he Whether CD, live, or 3D Just Jesus put him on a repeat Don’t believe me I keep rehashing This junk just keeps on happening You can just keep keep on bashing While the world just keeps on laughing But I’m a just keep on rapping Till the hammer pants back in fashion While the crowd just keeps on packing Its just Jesus the focused passion [Hook]