KJ Five Two

[Intro] Ladies an' gentlemen now put your hands together for KJ-fifty two Uh... actually it's 52 Oh I'm sorry i meant KJ-90210 No it's KJ-52 Oh excuse me excuse me KJ-U571 No your not hearin' me it's 52! Oh I mean KJ-AK47... Man just pay attention man, listen, listen [Hook] My name is KJ AKA KJ five two My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you My name is KJ AKA KJ five two My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you [Verse 1] My name is KJ... five two Brown hair eyes of blue 20 lbs. clocking in at six foot two You can catch me watching Veggie Tales sipping Mountain Dew Spending too much money at the mall and Gadzooks Now I'm rolling through McDonald's I'm getting a number two But I know they gonna act rude and mess up my food "Here's your cheeseburger and plus your coke too" Ha ha thanks a lot but where's my fries at fool? I tried to grow a mullet way back in high school I was like "Now everybody gonna think that I'm cool" And the girls are gonna say "You're cuter than Tom Cruise" But instead they laugh at me like the Sponge Bob dude Looking back I don't know just how I made it through But you live and learn, that just what you go through Cause nowadays kids be like "KJ rocks dude" My name is KJ...everybody stay tuned [Hook] [Verse 2] My name is KJ five two Now ya'll be messing up my name It's not fifty two it don't stand for King James I waited too long now so let me explain John 6:9 let me break it down plain Five loaves two fishes is what the boy gave So I took what I had and I just did the same Put it all in his hands and I just walked away I said Lord it's all yours you can have the whole thing I know what I bring it might sound a little strange But I'm not in it just for this money or the fame Feel just the same ain't nothing ever changed I still drive a mini van and nah I ain't ashamed Sipping Lipton Iced Tea dipping switching lanes Like an insane soccer mom about to hit the game Yelling at the lame drivers saying "Get out of the way" My name is KJ y'all know the name [Hook]