FiveTweezy

[Intro] It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy It's Fivetweezy [Verse 1] Well, I've been gone but I'm back again It's been too long, you wondering where I been Well, I betcha I though I would pack it in Since I got dissed on MTV for dear slim Aw, man why'd yall play me? TRL, you drive me crazy! Now everybody really hates me! I thought we were friends, Carson Daley? So when I tried out for American Idol I got up and sang for Simon Cowell But he said I was 'absolutely horrible' He said I was worse than William Hung, too Now what do I do, please help me, could ya? I keep getting punk'd like Ashton Kutcher Since my name's still bashed and butchered But I was just changing, so listen would yah [Hook] It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy It's Fivetweezy That's what my friends just call me It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy It's Fivetweezy That's what my friends just call me [Verse 2] Now I don't know if I'm past my prime I'm feeling old, I just turned 29 It's crazy; I think I lost my mind Cause lately it shows I forget my uh: Sometimes I feel like my brain is missing Sometimes I feel like Jessica Simpson Don't know if tuna's fish or chicken I told ya it's five two, nobody's listens Okay, you don't believe that it's true Even my mom still thinks it's fifty-two Now I tried to explain but it's no use At least the kids say 'man your cool, ha' No, really man, I can't complain Kids take puff paint and write my name On their t-shirts and they be like WAH!!! That's why it's time for me to change [Hook] [Verse 3] Now I used to come through my system blasting People couldn't miss it when I tried to pass them In a Honda civic with the muffler dragging Shoes off, hairy feet like Bilbo Baggins Back when I was living wrong I need to get tipsy like J-Kwon But know a days all I need is God And a mic and a DJ and my I-Pod All righty put your dance shoes on And everybody just get your groove on We'll rock the party till the break of dawn And even get your grandma to sing along Now what I say, don't take this lightly God runs things, not Bruce Almighty He's Jesus, the only one I need Now Fivetweezy, yall know what I mean [Hook] [Interlude] [Hook]