Let's Do This Thing

[Verse 1] There's a long line of cars The parking lot's full of people already crying It's the hottest day in seven years And I ain't the only one here dying Well, I wish I had a cigarette or one more shot of jack But you can't go back When the church bell rings Baby, let's do this thing [Verse 2] My first grade teacher never liked me Who sent her an invitation? I got second cousins rolling in like momma's got supper waiting And the sherriff's on the front row Yeah just to see me settlin' down Wait until he finds out you're crazy as me Baby, let's do this thing [Chorus] Cause I'm dressed, you're stressed There's a church full of guests And who turned on the heat My collar's kinda tight Your face is kinda white Girl, don't you pass out on me Cause if we can make it through just two I do's We'll be off on a life-long dream I got the limo and the preacher And your little baby sister's got the pillow and the wedding rings Let's do this thing Let's do this thing [Verse 3] I got the snorkle and the flip flops Take you to the hot spot Didn't pack a stitch of clothes I'll be glad when this thing's over Like some ringling brothers show And I know I wasn't supposed to see you 'Fore I saw you walking down the aisle And it's going to sound wild But don't dress up for me, yeah Baby, let's do this thing [Chorus] [Outro] Yeah your momma won't cry forever She'll think it's funny some day She gave you away in a veil and jeans Baby, let's do this thing Let's do this thing Let's do this thing Come on