Give Me Scabies

[Hook] Hey, I just met you and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me maybe And all the other boys try to chase me But here's my number, so call me maybe [Verse 1] I'm a quarter of Four Loko down And I'm really very stoked that you came around And I'm trying on my poker face And I don't know how to stay expressionless, I didn't wanna mention this But I'm crushing on you like bench presses Trying to confess this, causing quite a mess it's Stressful and all the rest of your friends look very unimpressed with me And I'm not the hottest, but I'm fully employed And it's 11:11 when I unlock the droid I wish upon a digital clock to stop the void That increases in depth whenever my heart is toyed with And I wanna get it, shorty, like I'm Wayne & Lloyd Like breaking down the ford I am unavoidable, I trail far enough behind Keep you from getting paranoid and I am An itty bitty lightweight, I stay by On the realization that you're impatient, so I wait And when you pass by me, I might faint Quick I need to lie, great Say I need to hydrate But I'm just faded and that really wasn't clever I'd say, "Call me maybe," but you'll probably call me never I wait forever and ever and ever, whatever [Hook] [Break] Before you came into my life I missed you so bad I missed you so bad, I missed you so, so bad Before you came into my life I missed you so bad And you should know that, so call me maybe [Verse 2] I'm dead and I wanna cuddle in your bed Always dreads, never braids And my brain, you make it mushy like the Everglade I won't get pushy cause I'm wussy, easily persuaded And I'm faded now, but I'm never late Never laid, always playin' All the other boys would try to chase it and evade 'em But I wouldn't play, cause I believe in fate and [Hook] [Break] [Outro] I missed you so so bad I missed you So give me scabies Give me scabies