Marlo and Shuffle-T vs Dirtbag Dan and Caustic (Round 2)

[Marlo and Shuffle-T] I loved all that over-performing like fuckin’ acting shit And I love the fact that in that vlog you said you weren’t practicing Yo, Soul fuckin’ K.O.’ed you, mate Sorry guys I know how the past is one thing but Soul mowed down his ass with one swing Thrown out for harmful punching And if you hear different, it’s like music trivia, No Doubt Stefani’s frontin’ Alright look maybe that day’s a little fuzzy in my memory But back at home him exposing Jeff is still by some considered treachery But tell the truth, Caustic It meant more than a battle to you when you dumped the shit on Jeffy P It was nothing personal He’s just incredibly morally upstanding when it comes to infidelity And it’s not just Caustic’s performance that causes divorces He writes down the stuff that you’ve been doing in his book of sins Then tells your girl what you’ve been doing in the bulletin She starts crying eating straight out of a pudding tin as he breads her hair like, “I said you were too good for him” Ask any chick in the place They’ll tell you who’s really the biggest snitch in the game It’s not the biggest breakage of the bro code that’s been done You start hanging around them at first he seems totally fun Then he finds out that one of his homies in love Then he starts wearing a fuckin’ wire when he goes to the club And his boy’s telling a story like, “So she pouts her cheeks says she’s gonna go down on me” And then Caustic chimes in like, “Whoa, that’s sweet, say it again just a little bit louder please” Look at this fuckin’ guy You must live like a slob I’m sure You’re the type to order a plasma screen to your crib and set it up on the floor I bet you’ve got two microwaves One that doesn’t work at all And one that only works when you hold the door And Dan thinks he’ll be remembered for the lyrics in his tunes I think that’s really cute But you’re a long way away from a hit single with some views So it’s a massive fuckin’ stretch to think that things will look up soon Trying to make that Dream Work but boy you’re fishing from the moon Now when you’re up on stage, battling saying something amusing Telling the guy that you’re against that he’s ugly and stupid And you remember you had dreams of being loved for your music Do you ever stop and think to yourself, “What the fuck am I doing?” What is proper depressing is when the family dog catches you jackin’ off and you have to sulk like, “God, I’m pathetic” We sent Dan a vlog to be used in his podcast Then, get this, the bit we filmed was dubbed with the wrong stuff You got us! And then Dan was like, “Yeah! Think you can come on my show and talk that kind of smack to me?” Oh yeah, ‘cause with your millions of viewers we would have really caused some damage, D The numbers that watched your show so strongly scared and baffled me I had to email our original footage to all 12 of them, manually But let’s switch this shit It’s the British kids English pricks Home of Rizzle Kicks, Little Mix, Wiz and Scizz, and fish and chips Really weird things to list but keep going Shuffle mate stick with it We’re taking over your judicial shit like the American colonies at 1766 You like that random historical reference? That’s a rhetorical question We got this in the palm of our hands We’re just spinnin’ it in our finger tips The battle clowns can still hammer down we make standing out our initiative So the Cali crowd can gather round as the West Coast witnesses the Red Coats in this flick [?] like the dress code of Schindler’s List [Dirtbag Dan and Caustic] I understand To be a battler these days you don’t need to be a part of the music biz or have any concept of what music is But where do we draw the line with this stupid shit? There’s a difference between us spitting bars and you two talking in unison You’re not even battle rappers, you’re free-form speech enthusiasts You’re battle actors You don’t even fuckin’ rap You do sketch comedy and you suck at that Don’t Flop put you on but off top that’s a bad decision Like one of Lush’s hats Shit, at least it wasn’t one of Aspect’s fuckin’ ugly-ass bucket hats Lookin’ like ScHoolboy tool, what the fuck is that? Nobody’s safe! I mean honestly I think it’s kinda tight the way Shuffle recites his bars And then Marlo comes in and says something kinda smart But the reality is y’all spend less time apart than pussy lips when vaginas fart We some veterans believe it so we’re not threatened by your secrets I mean the delivery’s kind of clever but the setups aren’t as seamless No wonder your bars always seem to sounds better in a sequence But whenever you’re not together everyone remembers that you’re English That’s why y’all pale in comparison No y’all pale in comparison It’s embarrassing, makes me wish I had melanin I could share with ‘em I tell you what, here’s a travel tip Head up to CBS, get some suntan lotion, smother that shit Make sure you get on baldy’s forehead real good ‘cause his wispy-ass bangs don’t cover that shit Marlo’s basically a fuckin’ heretic ‘cause he fuckin’ lies about where his hair exists If you’re really not embarrassed, bitch, why don’t you lift up that cheap-ass toupee and show us where it is? More travel tips Make sure you collect your miles from that airline when you get back And make sure you let the stewardess know that your hairline suffers from jetlag It looks like your forehead made the trip but your hairline got left back And no Mexico, but if you started sweating right now you’d have a wet back At least I’m not going to be a hype man for the rest of my life, dawg It’s ironic Marlo’s whiter than a Q-Tip and he’s forever Shuffle-T’s Phife Dawg I’m on my Spy vs. Spy shit, I’ll rig his cell so when he answer his phone it blow up like a side chick I can see into your future Marlo, I’m a mothafuckin’ psychic You lucky that T mobile ‘cause you only known for the sidekick Y’all like the Nicole Richie and Paris type Nah, the Cameron and Ferris type Kinda like a pirate with a parrot type Bottom feeding, talent leaching personality parasite That’s why we only listen to what Shuffle’s saying A Marlo battle is like a poker game If you don’t see a good Shuffle, it’s not worth playing What the fuck does Marlo even bring to the table? At least Shuffle’s a character He’s got the bars, the charisma, the striking good looks And what has Marlo got? A fuckin’ free trip to America Aye, look We could go on forever with these Marlo bars because everybody likes Shuffle more But it’s getting old playing games with Marlo I bet Shuffle bored Yo, y’all are supposed to be best friends? How many times you tried to fight each other? I feel like me and Caustic are better friends and most of the time we don’t even like each other I still got his back just like a brother And I’m down to scrap if Dan’s ever got in some trouble But wait a minute, what would it look like if Marlo and Shuffle ever got in a scuffle? [Dan and Caustic get into a mock fight]