Ladies of the Road

A flower lady's daughter As sweet as holy water Said: "I'm the school reporter Please teach me," well I taught her Two-fingered levi'd sister Said, "Peace," I stopped I kissed her Said, "I'm a male resister," I smiled and just unzipped her High diving Chinese trender Black hair and black suspender Said, "Please me no surrender Just love to feel your Fender." [Chorus] All of you know that the girls of the road Are like apples you stole in your youth All of you know that the girls of the road Been around but are versed in the truth Stone-headed Frisco spacer Ate all the meat I gave her Said would I like to taste hers And even craved the flavour "Like marron-glaced fish bones Oh lady hit the road!" [Chorus] All of you know that the girls of the road Are like apples you stole in your youth All of you know that the girls of the road Been around but are versed in the truth